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Children Urged To ‘Build the Wall’ With ‘MAGA Building Blocks’, And Includes A Mini Trump

A toy manufacturer that specializes in conservative toys (how is that even a thing?) has introduced a line of “MAGA building blocks” that encourage children to “Build the Wall” just in time for Christmas.

The stocking stuffers from Keep and Bear, a conservative gift retailer, come with 101 pieces including a miniature Donald Trump and a hard hat emblazoned with his “Make America Great Again” slogan.

When assembled, the Lego knock-off wall bears one of Trump’s beloved phrases: “Build the Wall”.

The toy’s description on Keep and Bear’s website includes an extensive endorsement of the border wall that decries the migrant caravan making its way to the US, employing rhetoric similar to what one would hear at a Trump rally.

The description reads: “A mob of 10,000 Central American migrants is marching through Mexico and heading toward El Paso, Texas. Mexican border agents attempted to stop them at the Mexican border, but to no avail.”

“We understand why they want to flee Honduras and live and work in America. After all, we are the greatest nation on earth.”

“In the interest of national security, however, we cannot allow just anyone and everyone to cross our borders. While there are good people attempting to enter our nation, there are also gangs, criminals, and terrorists. Everyone who wants to enter our country must enter legally for the safety of all.”

“The wall must be built. The wall will keep America safe and strong. Only then will we be able to help those in need.”

“We are pleased to announce the launch of a brand new line of toys: MAGA building blocks! This toy makes a great Christmas gift for your kids and grandkids!”

The “MAGA toys” line also includes two Hillary Clinton-themed sets, one entitled “Trump Sends Hillary to Prison” and another called “Hillary in Orange”.

The “Hillary in Orange” set comes with a prison jumpsuit-clad Clinton and a Joker figurine.

The description on both sets says: “This woman should never have been considered a viable candidate for President. Like Trump said, she should be prosecuted and sent to prison for her many crimes!”

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