Fox News Just Aired The Most Insane Commercial For The ‘Trumpy Bear’ That You Must See To Believe
Fox News recently began airing a commercial for a 22-inch plush bear. This is no ordinary stuffed bear. This is a “fearless, super-plush American grizzly.” The bear is styled after none other than the president himself. The stuffed animal, “Trumpy Bear,” was originally released in July of last year.
After the ads were aired on Fox News, Trumpy Bear was given new life. The advertisement opens with, “The wind whispered through the forest: ’A storm is coming – I am the storm.” The commercial might appear to be a spoof but it is entirely real. The bear is available on Amazon, where shockingly, it has reviews, which means people have actually purchased it.
The Huffington Post attempted to call the company that makes the Trump Themed plush bear, Exceptional Products Inc, to ask about sales of Trumpy Bear. They were unavailable because they were “experiencing unusually high call volume.”
One Twitter user aptly pointed out, “What idiot decided to call it Trumpy Bear instead of an I Really Don’t Carebear?”
What idiot decided to call it Trumpy Bear instead of an I Really Don’t Carebear? https://t.co/tGgZPwPsh2
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 12, 2018
It’s important to note that this super-Patriotic bear that is more patriotic than any other bear has a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY and its ULTRA COZY FLAG THEMED BLANKET only has 33 stars on it.
Twitter is having a field day:
WARNING: Do not get Trumpy Bear wet. Even a drizzle will ruin his patriotism. pic.twitter.com/msvKGCJfVT
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) November 12, 2018
Curiosity got the better of me. I called up the customer service line at Exceptional Products, Inc., the company that sells Trumpy Bear, and spoke to someone who I'm fairly certain is the president of the company (small business).
She confirmed the bears are made in China.
— Charlotte Clymer????️???? (@cmclymer) November 12, 2018
Trumpy Bear comes with…
– Secret pouch for American Flag
– 130k in Monopoly Money
– Press his paw to say that Teddy Ruxpin has a Low IQ
– Broken Umbrella
– Plush Swastika
Not waterproof and does not come with tax returns.
Not for sale in California.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 12, 2018
the best part of the trumpy bear commercial by a country mile is the biker riding with his bear. pic.twitter.com/Adq94brpQL
— Turkey Serota (@maggieserota) November 12, 2018
I can't stop picturing Donald Trump Jr. laying in his 6X8 cell cuddling up to Trumpy Bear.
This mental image gives me hope!
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) November 12, 2018
A great honor to be included in this painting. pic.twitter.com/1S96LWROM4
— Trumpy Bear (@TrumpyBear14) November 12, 2018
Don’t get Trumpy Bear wet. Cheeseburgers after midnight are fine though. pic.twitter.com/EQ74VAKOIu
— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 12, 2018
— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) November 12, 2018