Ok, so this isn’t the most serious or newsworthy post.

But if you don’t laugh sometimes…you cry.

So yes, I am going to write about the fact that our obese president was spotted wearing crampons at the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, Switzerland. Heck, if the right can pound former President Barack Obama for wearing a tan suit, I can mock Trump’s crampons.

The WEF is all about sustainability, so they hand out crampons to participants to encourage them to walk on the icy streets rather than use cars.

I am actually incredibly surprised that Trump wore them.

And let’s be real…Trump doesn’t give a crap about the environment. He was wearing those crampons so his fat behind wouldn’t trip on the ice.

Let’s take a look:

What do you see? pic.twitter.com/qKaP8bFwDa

— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) January 22, 2020

Here’s another photo from the White House Flickr page where you can see the crampons. Note that the fir and in-shape Secret Service agents don’t need them.

Twitter zoomed in and spotted the anti-skid attachments on Trump’s shoes:

If you zoom in on his shoes, you'll see he's put on some kind of anti-skid attachments on the bottom of his shoes.

— Mandy M2S (@MandyM2S) January 22, 2020

Awwww, they rolled up his pants for him.
I wonder if they pinned his mittens to his sleeves too 🤔

— Jason (@sparky347v) January 22, 2020

Cleats on his sissy shoes

— catherineAnne (@caborradaileho1) January 22, 2020

Wearing chains on his shoes… I'd actually like to see him make us laugh more at falling without them😉

— 🇺🇸S M Lowden 🇺🇸 🌊🗽🐾 🏳️‍🌈 🦅 (@hyperjunkie1) January 22, 2020

looks like those ice spikes i have on my boots … living near Ottawa with about a foot of snow on top of pure ice … They slip on and off … can get them at costco.

— Tori Capes 🇨🇦 (@ToriCapes) January 22, 2020