So, has any parent here not had to hide vegetables within a toddler or small child’s meal? Of course we have, at least I have. Now, has any parent, college kid, or any other adult ever heard of a president requiring vegetables hidden in his diet, just like a toddler? Well you’ll never guess which one has now required such a humiliating and jaw-dropping “intervention.”

We have been humiliated beyond words before by this guy, but …

A former White House physician who memorably said Donald Trump might have lived to 200 if he had improved his junk-food heavy diet has confessed to sneaking cauliflower into the president’s mashed potatoes.

Jesus Christ in the produce section, are you kidding me?

This guy …

Ronny Jackson, drunk White House doctor on international trips, same guy who famously said Trump had “great genes” (and he obviously had a virtual gun to his head to say it, because you know where that statement came from), managed to at least attempt to do some good. It just … what the …

“The exercise stuff never took off as much as I wanted it to,” Dr Ronny Jackson told the New York Times.

No shit?

“But we were working on his diet.” In terms familiar to harassed parents of toddlers worldwide, Jackson said that work included “making the ice cream less accessible” and “putting cauliflower into the mashed potatoes”.

Oh, so it goes beyond hiding the cauliflower, it means locking up the ice cream. or putting it high enough that Trump couldn’t reach, also exactly like a child. Is there any room any more to descend into the abyss with this guy?

We are talking about the President of the United States of America, Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, FDR … “the Leader of the Free World,” and we got this guy, who needs someone to hide cauliflower.

I really am sorta speechless here.

We have a toddler as president, and as much as we’ve said those very words time and again relative to procedural and policy stuff, we see that it extends right on down to a man that basically can’t make a decision about his own food and getting his veggies.

Toddler.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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