Eric Trump Slams Democrats Because He Needs His Money — Immediately Gets Blasted on Social Media
I take a perverse delight in publishing stuff on Eric Trump. In part, it is very fun and it lets my freak fly a bit, as he’s a freak so I get to write like one. But I also provide invaluable historical records. These will be needed to study one-hundred-years from now when historians research how it was that much of America blindly following their gods.
See, Eric needs to delete a lot of tweets. They don’t age well. And Eric’s quick on the draw to delete. But we don’t delete stories, no matter how wrong I might be, they stand out there for all of eternity. So, this is our historical record from yesterday and today:
Democrats do your job and pass this legislation! Americans are suffering. Stop playing games. #DoYourJob
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) March 23, 2020
Yeah, it’s un-American to not get that $500 billion that Eric can practically taste, you can hear his desperation; “This is how I become a billionaire,” “this is how I get mine and break from dad when Dad gives me a bunch.” That type of thing.
Guess what? Others noticed how absurd Eric’s tweets generally can be and are jumping on “poor” Eric (these were from yesterday):
Can't wait for your SLUSH FUND huh??? But I thought lobotomies were elective surgeries during this pandemic???
— Franktheshank808 (@Franktheshank88) March 24, 2020
Lobotomies are no longer indicated for much of anything. Eric is lucky that they did evidence-based studies on those procedures, or he might’ve been first in line. His father doesn’t like overweight people (besides himself), and Eric went through a rough stage. No, I am not body shaming him. I am shaming him as his dad would have.
Because Eric Trump is pushing this so hard we KNOW the package must be benefiting the Grifter Family in many ways.
— Winston Smith 🆘💔💔💔 (@gaslightingus2) March 23, 2020
Yep, that is exactly what is happening here. He is already counting his monies!
Look Eric! Crayons! pic.twitter.com/rtEIWDo47T
— The Devil (@LuciferSonOfDad) March 24, 2020
If anyone has not seen the above video, done by BYU theatre (I know, I know) look it up on YouTube. It is hilarious.
This is absolutely beautiful:
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) March 20, 2020
Eric Trump, always worth checking-in upon, and always worth recording, because Eric doesn’t age well at all, nor will this administration nor this period. But let’s get it as accurate as possible.
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