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Sweaty Trump Announces He’s Going to Kiss a Hospital Ship Goodbye as it Heads to New York

Man, Trump is totally out of breath...

Donald Trump is holding his daily coronavirus press conference, and he began the presser by bizarrely stating it’s a “beautiful day.”

WHAT?

The United States just surpassed both China and Italy in the most confirmed coronavirus cases in the world, according to data from the New York Times.

The NYT reports the U.S. has at least 81,321 people who are known to have contracted the virus. As of Thursday, more than 1,000 people have died.

Covid-19 cases rose significantly in not only New York state and city, but also Louisiana, Illinois, and California.

World Health Organization spokesperson, Margaret Harris, told the press on Tuesday that America had a chance to become the new epicenter of the virus for the world as cases continued to escalate in the country.

“We are now seeing a very large acceleration in cases in the US. So it does have that potential,” she said.

Trump immediately mispronounced the name of President Xi of China:

What the heck does this even mean:

Trump then announced he was going to kiss a boat. God help us.

Trump is also clearly pushing people to get back to work ASAP:

When asked about restaurants shuttering, Trump says he knows the restaurant business more than anyone, of course. Typical Trump BS:

Oh, guess what, Trump tries to blame Obama again!!

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