I can’t fcking believe I am writing this.
I dearly wish there was an “On-Off” switch for the internet, that if turned off at the wrong time would erase everything so that my great-great-grandchildren wouldn’t associate some of what is going on now with great great grandpa what’s his name. “He was a columnist, right? He had power? He couldn’t stop this?”
Nothing could stop this.
The Trumpers are so on to you, you damned conniving liberal, they are going to call out this “hoax” Coronavirus stuff! Indeed, they are starting their own “Coronavirus challenge,” it’s a lot like the Ice-Bucket challenge, only gross and for morons, rather than good people.
Stop chewing, swallow. Put the fork down. I am about to show you the coronavirus challenge:
Licking airplane toilet seats to prove Coronavirus is a hoax to own the Libs. pic.twitter.com/8ZwB4i6hPZ [1]
— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) March 15, 2020 [2]
We have been talking about evolution’s dramatic impact (mother nature never takes a day off) on those who believe in science the least. It’s one of those ironies that at first seems unfair, but then upon further thought, reveals the elegant beauty of … well, evolution.
No. We should be post-evolution, as a sensitive and caring society. We should be. I wish we were. I rage against it. And then I see videos like this, and it’s all futile.
It does seem like the Trumpers have adopted the Donald Trump approach to real life. If they don’t like it, if it inconveniences them, if it doesn’t feel good, well then it’s surely not real. I will point out, that no species has ever found such thinking to be an evolutionary advantage.
Germs, evolution, gravity, the climate crisis, and the coronavirus are all hoaxes.
— Self-isolating Happy Human 🏜 (@LWN_) March 15, 2020 [3]
And then there is the opposite side of the coin on the conservative coronavirus “thing.” Some conservatives think it is SO REAL that they have the cure – BLEACH, Intravenous. No, no, maybe that’s an exaggeration. They just want you to drink it in small amounts.
I can't believe this needs to be said, but please don't ingest colloidal silver. And don't drink bleach.
Also, vodka is not an effective substitute for soap and water or sanitizing gel. It can, however, be taken internally. 🍸#COVIDー19 [4] https://t.co/RB1X5BvVv8 [5]
— Susan roaring into the '20s (@realsusandixon) March 7, 2020 [6]
I wouldn’t buy a taco from that guy, for any reason.
I am issuing my own liberal coronavirus challenge. Stay home, catch-up on some time with your children. Put the screens away. Try fishing, the fish probably don’t have it yet.
Don’t lick public toilet seats. Better yet, don’t even lick any toilet seat. That’s my coronavirus challenge.
And read-up on some evolution.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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