If I didn’t have the single best boss in the world, who reads every damned word that I write, I would have to get a job with the Lincoln Project. I cannot imagine a more fulfilling and triumphant job than researching, writing, creating stuff that will drive Trump insane. Actually, I do have that job, so …
We know how Trump reacted to “American Carnage.” Sweet baby Jesus starting his own PAC, Trump was tweeting about it for days! And that one didn’t even involve someone Trump trusts … stealing his money … taking him for a ride … screwing him over … by not giving two shits about whether Trump wins this election, because the real “con” has done his work already.
Yes, Brad Parscale “got his,” and the guys at the Lincoln Project – who have all worked as political strategists at the highest levels – know that Brad’s padding his pockets at levels never seen before.
What level? Well, they’re happy to show you!
This is just another example that @realDonaldTrump [1] is the worst manager America has ever seen. Don, you got conned … by your IT guy. pic.twitter.com/x5i7GRqEYb [2]
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) May 20, 2020 [3]
Oh, boy.
Now, we all know that it truly doesn’t matter whether Trump has been conned at all – it’s all about “divide and conquer” and cutting at the mystique that MAGA and KAG is some cultish “higher calling” to anyone, “Keeping American Great” my ass. It’s about grabbing every friggin’ dollar one can. “Don” is doing it as prez, and his “IT guy campaign chairman” is doing it down below. It makes Trump seem less “all-knowing” to his followers.
Plus, it dries up donations to the Trump campaign, something Trump will HATE. Who wants to donate to a cause when you know that it’s going to buy the campaign manager another yacht?
But it also plants a seed in Trump’s head … and you know that’s trouble. Donald Trump HATES believing that someone is getting rich off HIS money!! Getting rich is TRUMP’s job!!
Trump is also very very paranoid. Thus that seed sits on fertile ground, taking root … just as Trump’s campaign numbers go down, according to today’s latest poll showing Biden at 50% and Trump 39% nationally.
Don? What if you’re getting taken, by a guy who is going to squeeze every buck out of this election without the slightest fck whether you win or not?
Asking for a friend.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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