Pound for pound, I cannot possibly imagine a show that could sling more shit per minute than a “conservative alternative” to “The View,” featuring Kimberly Guilfoyle, Lara Trump, Mercedes Schlapp and Katrina Pierson.
And yet we’re going to be treated to this new show, just in time for the election season!
Watch this ad and see if you can come up with a dollar figure for the hair, make-up, dermatology and plastic surgery bill required to get this thing fired up and on the air!
I’ll be damned. We are going to six-figures, guys and gals, and clearing the bar rather handily. That is one shitload of money going into pimping those ladies to look so “naturally” perfect!
The Trump campaign is launching a conservative competitor to ‘The View’ called ‘The Right View’
Co-hosts: @kimguilfoyle [1] @LaraLeaTrump [2] @mercedesschlapp [3] and @KatrinaPierson [4] pic.twitter.com/edcC4Ll0iR [5]
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) May 21, 2020 [6]
How can they not be geniuses? One of them married Eric, one doesn’t even have a marriage contract yet but thinks Don Jr.’s presents a promisingly loyal future, one is named Mercedes, and while we shouldn’t just people by their name, I am going more by her last name, and the other person is someone I’d never heard of until I forced myself to look her up! (She is a Trump campaign model that talks, apparently).
And here’s the content coming your way!
It’s ladies night! Join me at 8pm alongside @LaraLeaTrump [2], @mercedesschlapp [3], and @KatrinaPierson [4] for the amazing new “The Right View” on @TeamTrump [7] Online.
Click here to register!https://t.co/BTqseSWneX [8]
— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) May 20, 2020 [9]
Blach.
The only entertaining aspect of this show would be an attempt to ascertain which one is the most annoying, or most arrogant, or most “proud” of herself, and we’d all figure it out quickly. It depends upon which minute you ask!
Ugh. Sorry, but we’re here to serve, and that’s your update on “The Right View.”
We have some reviews for you, apparently, people have trouble believing whether this was actually “real” – which is a bad sign for the start of your show.
Is this a joke or for real?
— William LeGate (@williamlegate) May 21, 2020 [10]
This is a total nightmare and also feels like a Mad TV-level spoof of the View. Blushing. https://t.co/Fg5Oz1pUkv [11]
— John Buysse (@JohnBuysse) May 21, 2020 [12]
It looks like a joke, but millions of women will be thrilled and will gladly dive further into their echo chambers, further cementing the right’s ability to tell the base anything they want.
— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) May 21, 2020 [13]
The Mistress, The Trophy Wife, The Grifter & The Shoplifter.
It’s a perfect SNL skit.
— Ex-GOP “Here, right matters.” (@COConstitution1) May 21, 2020 [14]
pic.twitter.com/yHLLCuspud [15]
— Paul Wu-Tang Clan (@PaulWuster) May 21, 2020 [16]
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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