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Trump and Melania Refuse to Wear Masks at NASA Tour Because They Don’t Want to Be Politically Correct

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Donald Trump is now clearly incapable of fulfilling the duties of his office, in our opinion. The latest evidence, which we’ll label Exhibit #2,453 (d), is that Donald and Melania Trump are just so damned cool that they are the only ones who are going to walk through NASA’s Cape Canaveral space center without masks, ahh, the only ones except for Vice President Mike Pence who is going to do what Trump says.

Of course, it’s fine and not worrisome because the virus has only managed to slip deep into the White House, twice, once so close to Trump that it’s a wonder he didn’t get it.

And we know, from yesterday, that Trump goes thinks masks are worn only because it is a “politically correct” thing to do.

Trump asked a reporter yesterday to take his mask off and when the reporter said “no,” Trump said the reporter was trying to be “politically correct.” Please don’t bother objecting and noting that, no, it is not politically correct. It is simply correct. Trump cannot process such complex thoughts.

Right.

There is no reason, none, that justifies Donald Trump and Melania (and VP Pence, who is more like a pet, so it’s hard to count him) not wearing a mask, except they don’t want to be “PC.” They want Trump’s cult to know that Biden is a puusssssss, is “PC,” and the cult best get themselves out in the economy and start working for that $12/hour that they get in the greatest economy in history. This is all our opinion, of course, we are not fake.

Except wait, it gets even better! Or worse, depending on one’s view.

Perfect. Libs damned well owned! Surprised Trump doesn’t turn and yell, “Everyone make-out and no same-sex shit, Mike. Find a woman around here somewhere! REALLY own the libs!”

Maybe that’s just me.

Hypocrisy is Melania’s middle name!

Yeah, things will never change.

Below, something one wouldn’t consider right off, but something that will really piss you off if you sit back and think about it for just a second. Trump is only a sperm donor, not a father. He’s never taken Barron to a game, he’s never really appeared with him anywhere, no pics, no smiles, no f’ing nothing. Monster.

Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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