Someone call somebody and do something.

This man is not capable of being president, and though we knew that, and are reminded daily, we rarely get reminders that are this obvious and serious. Seriously, who, or – what, is going on with this man?

….And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2020

Okay, what the hell does that even mean? And for those of you saying “where is the first tweet, the …, where is the first one?”

There is no “first one,” the tweet before that was about his damned golf course in Scotland, rated the best golf course in the U.K. and Ireland, and still managing to lose money. One of Putin’s worst investments.

“The World was never to be the same again!”

Listen, Biff, we lead a division over that Rubicon the day you were sworn in, we knew that things were not ever going to be the same again. Little things started to matter, like having a president who could spell and knew stuff.

As you’d imagine, this went over very well:

Who wrote this tweet, Stephen Miller or Jared? pic.twitter.com/sJ5bSo9rSE

— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) May 3, 2020

Stephen, this was Stephen. Jared wouldn’t go biblical.

“Tis the times' plague, when madmen lead the blind.”

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) May 3, 2020

Well done, fight fire with fire. Go biblical back on him, get medieval. Locusts are next, guaranteed. Famine is unlikely, because 7-11 was always deemed critical infrastructure and that, by god, is the truth.

I thought it was no worse than the common cold or flu tho?

— CountryOverConman (@TrumpNewsPolls) May 3, 2020

Nice, use his own stuff, with a little Rusbo in there with it.

It's Stephen Miller…he thinks he's a talented writer, but he uses way too many adjectives making his writing over the top and unrealistic

— Country🇺🇸B4🇺🇸Party (@Idontwannagrow3) May 3, 2020

Only uneducated, self-impressed, half-witted, bored and untalented writers use too many adjectives!

Now POUTS seems to believe he's Moses. pic.twitter.com/GNYPKqk9PU

— Monty 🇺🇸Flatten The Curve🇺🇸 Boa (@MontyBoa99) May 3, 2020

Moses? That will not go down well with the evangelicals, or at least not “as well,” but what do I know. I know the 25th Amendment is a thing, even though many prefer to pretend it isn’t.

This is perfect.

#UnfitForOffice pic.twitter.com/gBEufxPWCx

— Laura Brown (@socalaura) May 3, 2020

Hmmmm

Someone call a doctor.

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) May 3, 2020

Ehhhhh, maybe we just let it play itself out … he’s not “leading” anything right now anyway.

So, this is what madness looks like.

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) May 3, 2020

Done.

That is exactly what it is.

Madness. So which is worse, him? Or “us,” not doing anything about him?

I don’t know anymore.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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