“There is always a tweet?”
Well, yes, and it is truly amazing how many subjects the mantra covers. Some rumors concerning Adderall and other stimulant use have followed Trump around like his money issues.
So what does Don Jr. tweet today, on Cinco De Mayo? He re-tweets what he calls the “greatest” tweet ever, but what the rest of the country knows to be … The Sudafed Tweet:
Just bringing perhaps the greatest teeet ever to the top!!!
Happy #CincoDeMayo [1]! https://t.co/5faUNesc8k [2]— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 5, 2020 [3]
Oh look, the president* himself retweeted it as well:
Remember this? Happy #CincoDeMayo [1]! https://t.co/1jDZHNTHHj [4]
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2020 [5]
You, of course, can see the desk on the right, just as literally every Twitter user on earth and there they are. Box after box of Sudafed.
And what do people do with Sudafed?
Well, some people take it for colds and feeling stuffed up, but there was no Coronavirus back then, so it’s tough to place why it is that someone needs that much. It is also tough to figure out how someone gets that much because the government has clamped down on how much any one individual can buy because … it is somewhat easily made to meth – if one knows what they’re doing. And I don’t. But it is easy if someone knows.
Or, it is used by people who snort stuff a lot and thus have an issue with … chest and nasal congestion.
You pick.
So that did it.
#Sudafed is trending numero uno (Espanol):
https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1257719806695927809
Damn, I wish the major media could jam on this all day!
Dialated pupils, sniffing, lengthy incoherent rants, paranoia, are all signs of Sudafed use. It's the legal, socially acceptable, drug of choice for cocaine and speed freaks. #Trumpdrugmysterysolved [6]. pic.twitter.com/vQyY0jhiBS [7]
— MayorBubba (@MayorBubba) May 5, 2020 [8]
Well, damned I sure wish someone would ask him at a major news conference: “Do you still have a drawer full of Sudafed because you might need to treat a drug issue that causes dilated pupils … incoherent rants and paranoia?
And Trump already thinks he’s treated worse than Lincoln! Of course, Lincoln likely wasn’t a … never mind.
https://twitter.com/BeingJelly/status/1257733543679029248
https://twitter.com/ShipitRideout/status/1257734289845673986
Whoa
look at all that u.s. banned sudafed… pic.twitter.com/7XoLchQqwG [9]
— aparis5150π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ (@aparis5150) May 5, 2020 [10]
Ouch. We’re taking it out on that one.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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