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Ivanka Trump’s ‘Gaslighting’ Fourth of July Coronavirus Advice Backfires and People are Disgusted

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Ivanka Trump has a truly special ability to exude entitlement. She speaks down to people in that nasally barbie way, seeming to always be in the “Do as I say, not as I do” mode, where she can put out a tweet about adhering to the stay at home guidelines one day, and then take off to a nice resort with the family the next. She always manages to get the message across, “I am telling you what to do for your own good, but none of the rules apply to me – only you little people.”

Last night a Cat 5 “Ivanka Storm” came together as Ivanka put out a tweet encouraging people to wear masks (and we presume socially distance), at almost the exact same time as daddy was holding a rally dressed up as a presidential address in South Dakota. This “rally” was the first in which the host governor proudly said that there would be “no social distancing.”

To make matters even worse, her homewrecker “pretend sister-in-law” Kimberly Guilfoyle just tested positive for COVID (and we wonder how Don Jr. has managed to not test positive, we also wonder if we’d be told even if he did). Kimberly Guilfoyle was just seen indoors without a mask, with South Dakota’s governor, days before the event:

Against this backdrop, Ivanka sent out her instructions to the little people of the world:

“Please be safe & responsible this holiday weekend. As we celebrate this 4th of July, follow state & local guidelines to keep you & your loved ones safe. Practice proper hygiene, social distancing & wear a mask when in close proximity to others.”

OMG, it would never have occurred to us to do any of that without that gentle reminder from super-mom Ivanka! Perhaps she could speak to her father, who was busy infecting old white people in the Black Hill country last night?

Well that did it:

We cannot get rid of these people fast enough.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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