Ivanka Trump has a truly special ability to exude entitlement. She speaks down to people in that nasally barbie way, seeming to always be in the “Do as I say, not as I do” mode, where she can put out a tweet about adhering to the stay at home guidelines one day, and then take off to a nice resort with the family the next. She always manages to get the message across, “I am telling you what to do for your own good, but none of the rules apply to me – only you little people.”
Last night a Cat 5 “Ivanka Storm” came together as Ivanka put out a tweet encouraging people to wear masks (and we presume socially distance), at almost the exact same time as daddy was holding a rally dressed up as a presidential address in South Dakota. This “rally” was the first in which the host governor proudly said that there would be “no social distancing.”
To make matters even worse, her homewrecker “pretend sister-in-law” Kimberly Guilfoyle just tested positive for COVID (and we wonder how Don Jr. has managed to not test positive, we also wonder if we’d be told even if he did). Kimberly Guilfoyle was just seen indoors without a mask, with South Dakota’s governor, days before the event:
Here’s Kim Guilfoyle speaking at an indoor event in South Dakota, no masks in sight, that was also attended by Kristi Noem the day before it was announced Guilfoyle tested positive for Covid (video from Facebook) pic.twitter.com/UGafeRak2s [1]
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 4, 2020 [2]
Against this backdrop, Ivanka sent out her instructions to the little people of the world:
“Please be safe & responsible this holiday weekend. As we celebrate this 4th of July, follow state & local guidelines to keep you & your loved ones safe. Practice proper hygiene, social distancing & wear a mask when in close proximity to others.”
Please be safe & responsible this holiday weekend. As we celebrate this 4th of July, follow state & local guidelines to keep you & your loved ones safe. Practice proper hygiene, social distancing & wear a mask when in close proximity to others. 🇺🇸
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 4, 2020 [3]
OMG, it would never have occurred to us to do any of that without that gentle reminder from super-mom Ivanka! Perhaps she could speak to her father, who was busy infecting old white people in the Black Hill country last night?
Well that did it:
Your brother's girlfriend just tested positive. They don't wear masks. Neither does your idiot father.
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) July 4, 2020 [4]
pic.twitter.com/JhoGqmmXoA [5]
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 4, 2020 [6]
You keep topping yourself in tone deafness Sweatshop Barbie. As you tweeted that, your dad was killing people: Covidiots at his bare-face-fest packed-in fake patriotism shit show and innocent people / health care workers they'll infect. Knock off a designer shoe and STFU.
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) July 4, 2020 [7]
Someone tell her. pic.twitter.com/OGWLhn42cF [8]
— Jules Morgan (@glamelegance) July 4, 2020 [9]
The absolute and total lack of shame is breathtaking. Just an utter inability to hear herself. Repulsive and repugnant villains, the whole wretched bunch. https://t.co/AX35V116a6 [10]
— Hussein Ibish (@Ibishblog) July 4, 2020 [11]
but pic.twitter.com/sswZEKLHl5 [12]
— Trumpy Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) July 4, 2020 [13]
Ivanka should tell Kimberly….oh wait, too late. 😱
Kimberly Guilfoyle has tested positive for Covid-19.#WearADamnMask [14]
— KP 🇺🇸🙌🏿💙🙌🏻🇺🇸 (@Fam4Fun) July 4, 2020 [16]
We cannot get rid of these people fast enough.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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