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People Scratching Their Heads After Trump Goes on Bizarre Tirade About Dishwashers and His Perfect Hair

Trump went over the edge today on several topics. We are well aware that you’ve heard this all before. But we’re now discussing Trump drifting beyond being lucid. His behavior really ought to concern anyone, even a family member. It is almost like he’s trying to climb out of this office – set up a resignation, almost. We can only hope, and we’re on record stating that we think it is possible.

Who speaks so often on water pressure? Other than a guy who has nothing but drops coming down in a campground, who makes a big deal about the water pressure? Who is so obsessed with water pressure, that he brings it up six to ten times a year as a national issue!

Let’s put it this way. Is there a person alive with a water pressure concern who doesn’t first call a plumber to ask whether there is something plugged in the pipes?

Donald Trump, that is who:

Were that his only problem.

This isn’t the first time that Trump has had problems with what can best be described as “water pressure,” Trump seems to have a thing with weak streams …, unfortunate metaphor there. Trump wants his faucets to make it rain. Because as Trump said, he needs good water pressure because his hair needs to be perfect.

Harder than we thought. Let’s just see what the country thinks. A word of warning, the country has more on its mind than the water pressure coming out of the nozzles within their homes.

 

Now, I could see how that could rise to a national issue given the amount of … it needs to be taken care of.

That is one benefit, I think we’ve rid ourselves of anyone mocking anyone else’s cognitive function. Trump really did take that issue off the table here.

The brilliant and irreplaceable Sarah Cooper has already done this bit. (See? We said that he has been on this schtick before).

Try typing his stuff, one has to go over it three to four times.

Yes, we’re going out on that one:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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