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People Scratching Their Heads After Trump Goes on Bizarre Tirade About Dishwashers and His Perfect Hair
Trump went over the edge today on several topics. We are well aware that you’ve heard this all before. But we’re now discussing Trump drifting beyond being lucid. His behavior really ought to concern anyone, even a family member. It is almost like he’s trying to climb out of this office – set up a resignation, almost. We can only hope, and we’re on record stating that we think it is possible.
Who speaks so often on water pressure? Other than a guy who has nothing but drops coming down in a campground, who makes a big deal about the water pressure? Who is so obsessed with water pressure, that he brings it up six to ten times a year as a national issue!
Let’s put it this way. Is there a person alive with a water pressure concern who doesn’t first call a plumber to ask whether there is something plugged in the pipes?
Donald Trump, that is who:
Trump: So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out… Dishwashers you didn’t have any water… In most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what do with it. It’s called rain pic.twitter.com/rx96mCFsae
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) July 16, 2020
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Were that his only problem.
This isn’t the first time that Trump has had problems with what can best be described as “water pressure,” Trump seems to have a thing with weak streams …, unfortunate metaphor there. Trump wants his faucets to make it rain. Because as Trump said, he needs good water pressure because his hair needs to be perfect.
Harder than we thought. Let’s just see what the country thinks. A word of warning, the country has more on its mind than the water pressure coming out of the nozzles within their homes.
Lightbulbs, showers, dishwashers And BEANS are important 137K Americans are dead More sick and dying and he's talking about this? Have we become that ignorant is this country that we accept this? Voted 52 yrs. VOTE HIM & GOP OUT in Nov.
— irene randall (@Lovelistening1) July 16, 2020
The @GOP interns have started to scrub their resumes and asking landlords to let them out of rental agreements."It's like Frye Festival up in here" said a 21 year old student from deep red Arkansas. pic.twitter.com/IeL07m8Mfv
— BLUE WAVE News™️ خبر彙報 ข่าว Tin Tức Onda 🌊Azul (@Lazo77400) July 16, 2020
"You flush the toilet, nothing comes out of the shower head. They told me it was winterized, but it's not, I spend the winter in Mar A Lago, that's the best winterizing."
— Joe Spagna (@JSpagna1) July 16, 2020
Now, I could see how that could rise to a national issue given the amount of … it needs to be taken care of.
Can someone explain to me what he's talking about? I'm not that smart.
— fier swan (@fierswan) July 16, 2020
That is one benefit, I think we’ve rid ourselves of anyone mocking anyone else’s cognitive function. Trump really did take that issue off the table here.
The brilliant and irreplaceable Sarah Cooper has already done this bit. (See? We said that he has been on this schtick before).
Trump needs new material, @sarahcpr did that shtick a month ago.https://t.co/ieoCXOmmRY
— Denise Shearin 🌊 (@DeniseShearin) July 16, 2020
Even auto correct can speak better than Trump
— Pantomath (@pantomath__) July 16, 2020
Try typing his stuff, one has to go over it three to four times.
Trump: So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out… Dishwashers you didn’t have any water… In most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what do with it. It’s called rain pic.twitter.com/rx96mCFsae
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) July 16, 2020
Yes, we’re going out on that one:
*****
Peace, y’all
Jason
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