Let’s think of all the things Trump has bumbled over just the last few days.
He had the very weird leg-swaying thing going on in North Carolina yesterday, always his right leg, which could mean a lot of things, none of them good. He had a press conference in which he advertised for Kodak, again talked about the virtues of hydroxycloroquine, said that a black Bloomberg reporter looked like “Mike Bloomberg,” said that he didn’t bring up Russian bounties on US soldiers in his phone call to Vladimir Putin, and was driven out of the press conference by a legitimate question concerning demons and aliens.
He doesn’t need an own goal right now. He is going to Texas, a state that has been brought to its knees with COVID, and a state in which he’s running side by side with Joe Biden. Texas! He is going to Midland, with an unemployment rate of 13% and will surely talk about the strong economy that is coming again, just as soon as … he isn’t really sure, he just knows that if everyone took hydrochloroquine and went to work, the country would be better.
But his trip to Texas already has a problem. He looks like a dick. Again. You gotta expand this picture up just a bit to see it in all its glory, or gory, detail:
Trump's make up artist is a resister. pic.twitter.com/mbIYrtVkgE 
— Covie (@roper_93) July 29, 2020 
Oh ouch!! Please, for the love of god put a mask over that man, and have it cover damn near everything. As you might imagine, the net went nuts:
— SlyM 🇨🇦 (@SlyM) July 29, 2020 
Watching Trump get on his helicopter. He did a big old runnof Adderall this morning and what is up witth that makeup???? pic.twitter.com/RY9S1royq2 
— Cincothecat (@drl3351) July 29, 2020 
Anybody watching Trump right now answering questions outside the White House? Have you ever seen a man, other than an actor on set, wearing as much makeup? 🙁
— ⚜️Pierre de Resistance⚜️ (@aka_pierrecouvy) July 29, 2020 
Had to mute trump trying to speak while a loud ass helicopter is nearby. His orange makeup a starking contrast to everyone else and he’s sweating profusely. What a douche#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace 
— 💃🌊SassyLassy🌊 💋 (@BigkittyMama) July 29, 2020 
trump is wearing more & more makeup, and not even trying to blend it in on the edges. 😂😂😂😂😂
— BLM 24/7 – 365! G. MITCH – KAΨ (@CoachMitch1911) July 29, 2020