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Trump’s Favorite Demon Doctor is Angry and Wants to Unleash Jesus to Destroy Facebook

Dr. Stella Immanuel is now perhaps the third or fourth most famous doctor in the United States, and that’s a real problem. For all we know, when Dr. Immanuel is not addressing hydroxychloroquine, endometriosis, cervical issues, and … nah, she can’t be a good doctor. She thinks that some medical issues are due to reptilian DNA. We wonder if she shakes her head every time she takes a patient’s temperature in an air-conditioned room.

She has said something that isn’t so much crazy as it is dangerous, and that’s her full endorsement of hydroxychloroquine as a “cure” for COVID. The Right-Wingers don’t need more disinformation with respect to COVID, we have had far too many die simply because they believed it was a “hoax” or the sniffles. Ironically, it is the dangerous stuff on COVID that gives her credibility with Trump. For reasons we leave to the consideration of the reader, Trump seems to need people to at least believe that hydroxycloroquine helps or cures COVID. Whether it actually has an impact on people, good or bad, truly seems to be beside the point with Trump. Again, make of that what you will.

But there is another thing in which Dr. Immanuel has a decent and sane belief. She believes that Facebook is evil. Yes, Facebook is evil, and very few will disagree. Indeed, without Facebook, we might be working to support Hillary Clinton’s reelection. But Dr. Immanuel drifts from even her sane belief when she talks about why she believes Facebook is evil.

Evidently, Facebook has taken down Dr. Immanuel’s account. Undoubtedly it is taken down because it is full of misinformation that can literally kill people – stuff about hydroxychloroquine. She takes the insanity up a notch in her plan to get back at Facebook:

Facebook did not put out a statement arguing that it is bigger than God.

But that’s not even close to the craziest thing Dr. Immanuel’s said in the last few days, god only knows what she’s said in the last few years. We wouldn’t ever make fun of someone’s faith, but to believe that Jesus will be “fixing Facebook” on his “to-do list” fills us with hope … that Dr. Immanuel gets some help.

Some Americans had some suggestions to that end:

As I understand it she strongly recommends against sex with aliens, and for what it’s worth, we strongly agree.

Yes, two of them. One is president, one is his new favorite doctor.

Meanwhile, Dr. Fauci was last seen in an Atlanta bar (one that was open, strangely enough) in a bio-safety suit, eating peanuts, shaking his head, doing whiskey shots, and talking about how many real presidents he’s met.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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