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Americans Burst Out Laughing After Peter Navarro Says Melania Trump is the ‘Jackie Kennedy of Her Time’

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If one needed the strongest evidence in existence that the MAGAs are a cult that see the Trump thing as part God, one only needs to see the unlimited, psychotic, embarrassing, claims made about this administration, the accomplishments of this administration, and the crazed need to outdo each other need to compliment “Dear Leader” and everyone associated with him.

We have seen Trump claim that he’s done more for black people than any president than Lincoln, even though he says that KKK-type racists were labeled as fine people. He has said that he has been treated worse than Lincoln. He wants to be on Mount Rushmore.

The MAGAs have long said – with HIGHLY racist overtones that they hated the last first lady as a “gorilla” with no class – and thus it is great to have a “classy” First Lady again. We long heard from MAGAs that Melania is the new Jackie Kennedy. Now we have an administration official making the assertion. One just senses that Melania loves it and believes “It’s about time I was rightly appreciated.”

We ask: What modern president wants to be on Mount Rushmore? What modern First Lady wants to be known as the new Jackie Kennedy? Comparing oneself to American icons would humiliate 99% of adults who would vastly prefer to make their own mark, and then let history judge. Most Americans would cringe. Not these people who give every indication that this is their right since they clearly believe the same.

Peter Navarro today said that Melania Trump – the self-absorbed, whiny, constantly complaining, model with very limited intellectual ability, the one that designed the White House Christmas decorations to look like a tacky-ass mall decorations with a limited budget, the First Lady that does very little public service and none without a camera available, the one that brags she doesn’t give a fck about suffering, the one who wants to look like a runway model while planting trees (evidence of her priorities), the one that regularly attacks the media, and the one whom well over half of America has likely seen naked because she’d do damn near anything sexual for money back then, is the new Jackie Kennedy, who gracefully led the nation through the murder of her husband. Jackie Kennedy was also a true intellectual.

Melania thinks building a tennis pavillian for her own public use with public money is “public service.” Her demand for the tennis center is nothing more than self-absorbed, tone-deaf, fck the little people, entitled, possessory, bullshit. Melania thinks she has the right to redesign a beloved rose garden created by Jackie Kennedy (which sounds like why Melania did it in the first place, to erase Kennedy and put her stamp on it, like a … marking its spot), and America hates the renovation. It looks like a cemetery. She infuriates Americans by wearing $15,000 dollar outfits, looking like a sexpot runway model all to read a story – poorly – to American children.

She never smiles outside the presence of Justin Trudeau or Barack Obama. She IS an immigrant who had the white-entitlement attitude that led her to call the American Obama a foreigner. She looks angry most of the time as if she can’t stand the job except the luxurious lifestyle.

You know, I find her to be the Jackie Kennedy of her time,” he continued, “the beauty, the elegance, the soft-spokenness. I think she’ll deliver a powerful message to the American people.

So it is all about her being “hot” in the eyes of the MAGAs. Sorry if some don’t find tight skirts, tight shirts, and … f-me stilettos as “elegant,” and some people find “elegance” to be the height of arrogance when planting trees (the little people get dirty, my job is to bring the sex appeal). Most women would LOVE an excuse to look “real” and put on jeans and work shoes as a chance to be comfortable looking like a normal person.

Melania has done plenty to give every indication that she will do anything for money. She has never addressed how she became to be an American citizen despite being caught redhanded lying in a deposition about having a degree. She lied about speaking five languages as she doesn’t speak English particularly well even though she’s lived here 20 years. She plagiarized a speech. She ripped her family behind their backs like a jealous … . She was a birther. She doesn’t care. She rips the media for any criticism. She clearly loves being queen. And she damned well used the first opportunity to demand more money as her first act as First Lady to help the moment she divorces Trump. She will be rich and that seems to matter a great deal.

That sure doesn’t sound like Jackie Kennedy – the only real similarity for the MAGAs is they all fantasize about … When Melania learned of Trump’s multiple affairs, including a planned sexual assault on tape, yet stayed with him. It looks like she was unwilling to give up such a great-paying job. She is nowhere near as beautiful, classy, elegant, as Michelle Obama, Harvard law grad, real person, who always talked about the privilege of service and living in the people’s house. Melania renovated the Rose Garden, built a tennis complex for her use. Michelle Obama planted a vegetable garden and invited poor kids to help her work it, using the fresh food for the White House kitchen and giving some away.

Cult. Oh, and did we mention that half of America has seen Melania naked and in softcore porn? Yes, we did. But imagine had that been in Michelle’s history and how the MAGA heads would’ve dealt with it? Real classy.

Anything for money.

Twitter had a field day:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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