The nation has spent plenty of time analyzing what might be wrong with Donald Trump. Trump can do several different events during a single day and act like a different person with a different personality at each one of them which leads people to attempt explanations. People have also watched Donald Trump struggle with physical limitations, which might include navigating gently inclined ramps or battling glasses of water, plus “sniff,” “sniff.” But of late, Donald Trump Junior, the eldest son, has been giving us plenty of reason to speculate as to what might be going on in Junior’s life and whether he is healthy. He didn’t appear healthy last night on Hannity.
This isn’t the first video we’ve seen in which Donald Trump Junior’s eyes were swollen, bloodshot, and nearly closed, while his face dripped with sweat. But this is probably the worst time he had in trying to put together a coherent thought. Try to make sense of what this man is saying, and then try to determine if you would allow him in a room with children.
Just take a look at this:
Oh god, how much cocaine did he do before this interview pic.twitter.com/SevcI7TDJJ [1]
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 18, 2020 [2]
Oh my goodness:
Maybe not a good idea to put this guy on TV in this condition pic.twitter.com/MZfmKBSSnO [3]
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 18, 2020 [4]
The media have given up “the object of pretense.” What does that even mean, squirt? There does seem to be some sincere panic in Junior’s tone. He is afraid and he likely has very good reason to be afraid. We don’t know the details of the deals that they have made. We know that a new administration might find some interesting details.
Americans had some observations:
El Chapo himself would cut this guy off. Damn Scrump, your uncle just drank himself to death. Get some help, your family is as sick as I have seen when it comes to alcoholism & addiction. @realDonaldTrump [5] @DonaldJTrumpJr [6] @IvankaTrump [7] https://t.co/rZ13luowfL [8]
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) August 18, 2020 [9]
Bolivian Marching Powder
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 18, 2020 [10]
This is what happens when fathers refuse to hug their sons.
— Ashlee Explains It All (@ash_says_what) August 18, 2020 [11]
There is always a sense that Junior is desperately hoping that his dad is watching him and approving of him. Yes, this is what happens when dads don’t hug their sons. Dads also have a duty to hug their daughters and model how men should treat women, just as an aside.
Normally when you shine bright camera lights in someone's eyes their pupils get really small. This guy is sporting huge black holes. pic.twitter.com/SbOJ6sY9ty [12]
— Peter Corless 🌎☮ 💛 (@PeterCorless) August 18, 2020 [13]
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mindCasey Jones – Grateful Dead
— RGMartin (@1RGMartin) August 18, 2020 [14]
That guy knows his Daddy is gonna lose.
That guy also knows that when Daddy loses and all the dirt comes out, his last name and the “brand” aren’t going to be worth a plugged nickel.
Gravy train 🚂 coming to a dead end.
— mollyswordmcdonough 🌊 (@mollysmcdonough) August 18, 2020 [15]
That explains some of the panic attacks, for sure.
OMG, I just had this image of him losing repeatedly at the Oregon Trail game as a kid. 😂😂😂
— NJ Vinnie (@njvinnie) August 18, 2020 [16]
He is so fucking high. Why are the rims of his eyes always so red? Does he cry and then go though an 8ball right before each appearance?
— Ms Universe 🇺🇸#REMOVE TRUMP🇺🇸 (@Mj07810) August 18, 2020 [17]
Whenever he comes on tv he’s either high as a kite or looks as if he’s been visibly sobbing
— Sophia (@lostinnyc_1) August 18, 2020 [18]
Yeah. This would be the scandal of the year in many countries. Plus this would have been avoided of not letting this loser under drugs to be on air. Some nudity in tv is terrible, but people super high on drugs is fine?
— tomppafin (@PiirainenTomppa) August 18, 2020 [19]
Yes, it was bad. He was worse than we’ve seen him in a long time.
****
Peace, y’all
Jason
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