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Low Energy and ‘Somnambulant’ Trump Struggles to Pronounce ‘Fatalities’ and ‘Doctors’ in No-News News Conference

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Coming on the heels of what were perhaps two of Donald Trump’s worst press conferences as president, ones which had people openly talking about answers being slurred out and making no sense, Trump held yet another press conference ending just after the Biden and Harris speeches.

Again today Trump had very low energy as he went through his notes – which is all that he does from the podium, read through notes that set forth facts and figures which he believes make clear that his administration is doing a fantastic job.

Trump had the audacity to say that the USPS has been run terribly for decades but they are now getting everything straightened out, and then said that the $3.5 billion that Democrats set aside for the USPS’s busy fall – including delivering ballots – has nothing to do with the “China virus.” Trump said that his executive orders are now in “full force and effect” even though no one has established that this is actually happening. Trump said that “he” provided $400 in unemployment, whereas “Chuck and Nancy” haven’t provided anything. (They want more)

Trump then went into his usual routine, guaranteeing the most fraudulent election in American history:

Trump promised that he wasn’t going to hurt social security, but that the money would now come from the general fund. He assured us that if Biden won there would be a stock market crash “the likes of which you’ve never seen,” and that taxes would go up. Trump went straight into dictatorships, Trump will defer student loans until further notice. There is no reason for Congress to exist.

Trump went from taking dictatorial power to talking about college football players standing for the national anthem. He had no energy and he simply careened from one topic to another, bowling over separation of powers and all American norms of government. Not one minute after talking about college players standing for the national anthem, Trump was reading from his notes that the average age of people who succumb to COVID is 75. He was totally out of it and suddenly got much worse, getting everyone’s attention.

He mispronounced fatalities, “fate- IL – lities.”

He then said that teachers are among the most “underappreciated” people in the country. We wonder where he got that idea as he keeps calling for teachers to teach in virus-filled schools. He then plugged charter schools again.

Twitter got lit up with comments about Trump’s “somnolence.”

Yes, everyone in America should be required to watch Biden and Harris’s speech and then Trump’s press conference.

Trump then stood aside for a new doctor to talk about opening schools, which no one in the country is talking about right now. Some believe Dr. Birx is being replaced:

Oh, listen to Trump say “doctors” lol:

He then moved into questions.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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