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Trump Makes Pitiful Attempt to Portray Biden as Demented…Ends Up Looking Like a Dementia Patient Himself

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It is not good when both candidates from both parties – and all their cheerleaders, including us – continually point out that the other guy has dementia. Thankfully, the Trump crowd has set the bar so low for Biden that all Biden has to do is show up at the debates and get Trump’s name right and Biden will outperform expectations. That is all that Trump’s team has been running with for a month, “Biden has dementia!” not once considering that we’d all happily vote for a dementia patient with a good heart over a 22 year old brained Donald Trump.

And that’s not even addressing the fact that Trump is the one that constantly shows signs of dementia! Indeed, we suspect there is a ton of projection happening here because that’s what the Trumps do, always paint their opponent as the one with their own issues? Yes? “Crooked Hillary”? Trump is the one showing far more cognitive decline, and we report on it here all the time.

So Trump was speaking in Ohio today, as we’ve already reported. He was supposed to be touring “essential infrastructure,” a plant that makes various things, clothes washers and dryers. But the speech was a campaign speech, you just picked up the tab. We know it was a campaign speech because Trump quickly began slamming Joe Biden, he just couldn’t do it right:

Transcript: (Trump is talking about Biden giving a speech and not remembering where he might be. This is Trump talking about Biden)

“And the worst is like he’s in Indiana. And he says it’s great to be with the people of Florida. And you have palm trees all over the place!”

Shakes his head.

Waits for laughter but is met with eerie silence.

“But he does it all the time. There’s something going on.”

Leave it to the dementia patient to fck up the story about the other guy’s dementia!! We wonder if Trump figured out that he got the story wrong when no one laughed, whether he felt the incredible awkwardness, or whether he’s just too far gone.

No dementia issues in the next election, neither side.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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