We still await the day that Melania Trump can act like a simple, normal, American mom and look into a camera and speak from the heart – even with a script – about … literally anything. We have yet to see Melania put out a video through a tweet that didn’t look like a glam shot made for Vogue.
In her latest, she’s actually too cool, or too fashionable, or too bruised (we truly don’t know) to stand straight looking at the camera. She almost seems to be hiding the right side of her face and several people on Twitter wanted to know why.
Moreover, her thickly-accented English, which isn’t a fault at all, it’s just so inexplicably weird given that she’s lived here near 25 years, is almost impossible for an adult to decipher, never mind the children, to whom the message is sent. Melania also invites Director Jim Carroll of the White House Office of National Drug control policy. Offensively, Carroll then comes in to talk about the record action that the Trump administration has taken in this area. As such, the tweet is nothing more than a commercial for the Trump campaign.
It is also a commercial for the Trump campaign that comes out just two days after Trump savagely went after Joe Biden’s son Hunter for overcoming a cocaine addiction (something to which neither Trump nor his son can lay claim, if one believes the rumors), and so it was one hell of a time for this particular “commercial” to appear.
This October I am honoring National Substance Use Prevention Month by joining @ONDCP [1] to highlight the dedicated efforts of our Nation's youth to encourage healthy drug-free lives. Share how you are helping your community using #BeDrugFree [2] – we look forward to hearing from you! pic.twitter.com/DiMTCsk9Si [3]
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) October 1, 2020 [4]
So what’s up with the twisted head and bedroom eyes?
We keep going back to why Mel cannot even face the camera? She is supposedly also speaking to children, can she ever simply wear some jeans and a sweater to look like a “person” who is speaking to kids? How about some regular khakis and a button-down shirt, like a teacher? But not Mel, her purpose in life is to never let you forget that she was a supermodel in her own mind, no matter how pictures are on the net proving otherwise.
As per usual, Melania got some very helpful feedback:
A day after Donald Trump Jr. mocked Hunter Biden as "crackhead Hunter." https://t.co/XPDx829Pby [5]
— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) October 1, 2020 [6]
I can't focus on what she's saying because I'm distracted by the camera angle. Why is she standing sideways and not facing the camera??? https://t.co/Y7HeTDikGu [7]
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) October 1, 2020 [8]
This Zoolander deleted scene is bizare https://t.co/Z4UIuoGT88 [9]
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 1, 2020 [10]
Her husband and step son have spent the last two days mocking the child of their political opponent for his difficulties with addiction. https://t.co/2mYuIyoNtN [11]
— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 1, 2020 [12]
To @FLOTUS [13]: Your husband mocked Hunter Biden's cocaine addiction at the debate on Tuesday and your stepson, his namesake called him "crackhead Hunter" yesterday.
You asked for my feedback, so here it is: "Charity begins at home." #BeDrugFree [2] https://t.co/hsJTCnuEUS [14]
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) October 1, 2020 [15]
Trump Jr called Biden's son "crackhead Hunter" yesterday. Trump Sr. mocked his cocaine use on Tuesday. https://t.co/VsAjTQRm19 [16]
— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 1, 2020 [17]
Melania is a whole ass troll and someone should tell her vain self she looks goofy as hell delivering a speech looking over her shoulder. https://t.co/De2ZPv8KrX [18]
— BlackWomenViews Media (@blackwomenviews) October 1, 2020 [19]
One of the most important efforts to fight addiction and substance abuse is ending attacks on addicts and destroying stigmas for getting help.
This includes attacks like those Donald Trump made when he called Joe Biden's son a "crackhead" and mocked his previous cocaine use. https://t.co/lCDQlL4nA1 [20]
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 1, 2020 [21]
This is wild for several reasons:
1) it comes 36 hours after Trump gleefully went after Hunter Biden and belittled addicts everywhere
2) Melania's like I'll say anything you write for me but you gotta get my good side https://t.co/Pmc4bR6qUA [22]
— Slade (@Slade) October 1, 2020 [23]
This glamour shot is really beneath the office of the first lady. You aren't getting model of the year award. #BeBroke [24] https://t.co/fVknNlBy8h [25]
— Monica Fraker (@FrakerMonica) October 1, 2020 [26]
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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