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Former Trump Insider Has Twitter Melting in Laughter Over Trump’s ‘Fourth Marriage’

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When you think about it, it has been a long time since we’ve all read about a new Trump marriage! Some of us have kids that only know of one Trump wife, and they’re in school already!

There must be a secret to Melania, she has something the other wives never had … well, for one – she does have secrets and they’re worth one hell of a lot more than money. Her secrets could upset international diplomacy and theoretically could start a world war, if the secret is what we suspect it might be. She also has other secrets, little did Trump know when he married her that the “barely speak English thing is … all very much real, it just doesn’t matter because she speaks a more international language, one of “the great game,” moving pieces around the board, playing the Art of the Deal better than Donald ever did (which, she found out, much to her disappointment, wasn’t that hard).

She knows how to improve her standing. What are we always told? Melania was the one who told Trump to run for president? We actually believe that. How does one make oneself indispensible in a financial way? Well, America doesn’t want to vote for a guy who is going to put his hand on the bible for what? The sixth time and pledge that he’ll be faithful to anything.

Which is what makes this new Noel Casler tweet just so priceless:

Never has a woman been more appropriately named; “Hope.” They say that in terms of certain roles, Ivanka is Trump’s “real wife” and Hope is Trump’s “real daughter,” so you would think that this would take Hope out of the running for anything like …, but if Ivanka got promoted, that leaves an opening for …

Not even WE are going there.

But seriously, have you ever seen Trump so excited by another woman? He’s even chanting, “WE WANT HOPE!”

Happy Monday.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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