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Melania Walks into Campaign Event to ‘She’s a Lady’ — Then Gets Nasty and Slams Biden for ‘Hiding in His Basement’

Well, we confirmed with USA Today earlier that Melania doesn’t have a body double, which is nice to know because we’d feel kinda bad saying some of the stuff we say about Mel while referring to just someone who is just an actress. And it’s not like Trump doesn’t have a history of hiring women to do “wifely duties” in the past, so it wasn’t entirely unreasonable to speculate …

Melania’s campaigning!

Walk-in music is now every bit as much a “thing” as in boxing or baseball, which is awesome because we get to read into the message, some kind of insecurities.  Melania showed up to Tom Jones’s “She’s a Lady,” which answers a very important question because her being a cyborg was a pretty decent contender for quite a while. We had to rule out shape-shifted reptilians, too, because those are some sneaky mother …

We don’t have video yet of today’s walk-on, but here is Melania walking on to her event last Tuesday, and you can hear “She’s a Lady” playing. I wonder why they chose that song?

That said, her speech wasn’t very lady-like. Rather than staying positive about all the great things about what her husband has done, she preferred to talk about what an ass Joe Biden would be:

“Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and the rest of the Democrats and the media have spent almost the same amount of time and energy attempting to impeach my husband as we have spent fighting COVID-19,” she claimed. “Yet Joe Biden says he could do a better job leading our great nation.”

The first lady then joked, “When you hide in a basement, you feel safe communicating your wishful thinking,” referring to the Biden team opting for a focus on social media campaigning earlier this year as the former vice president remained at his home in Delaware because of concerns about spreading the coronavirus.

Ha! What a card!

You know what else spending time “in the basement” (actually just at his place in Deleware), know what it does? It keeps you and everyone around you from getting COVID you stupid “Lady,” unlike everyone at the White House, who all seemed to have had their turn. Your “elderly,” “not in shape,” “hypertensive,” and other issue husband was very fortunate he didn’t rule himself out of the race because he insisted upon ignoring simple COVID rules.’

She also said:

“In a time when hate, negativity and fear are the messages the media streams into our homes and the large tech companies are protecting political censorship, we need to remember what is really important,” she said at Thursday’s rally. “My husband’s administration is focused on the future.”

Now this “Lady” is looking at some Hall of Fame bullshit right there. The negativity that has been ushered in was done so by the GOP and her husband in particular. He is the one that referred to all his “enemies” in his Christmas wish in 2016 and won’t meet with Nancy Pelosi because she was mean to him. We could write 5,000 words on this subject alone how the “Lady” blames the media and Democrats for all the negativity (she is a Trump, not a cyborg) and since she’s proven she’ll do damned near anything for money, she doesn’t have a lot of credibility in her message.

But nice job, Mel. Join the campaign 72 hours before the election, doing precisely no good at all. Probably needed the extra time to renegotiate the contract. She may be a “lady” but she’s is one wolf in Prada clothing when she needs to be.


Peace, y’all
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Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.


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