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Watch Trump and a Young Melania Butcher the Song, ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’

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It is difficult to believe that it took just 13 days before the real election for this video to come out.

Look, it isn’t some controversial video. At some point, LONG AGO (obviously), someone invited Donald Trump to sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” during the 7th Inning stretch of some game – we assume the Yankees, because who the hell else would want him in their ball park. (In fact, what were the Yankees thinking at the time, certainly not that he was going to be president some day).

There are several noteworthy things about the video. One, Donald Trump cannot sing. I mean not at all. Now, this is not some huge sin because there are a lot of us that can’t sing – though some of us make up for it by being able to read and write, we’re not sure what happened with Donald. The other thing that is obvious is that Trump is READING the words to the song that my 13 year old daughter – who has never really gone to a game in her life – could probably sing right now if challenged. Challenge mostly accomplished, needed help with one line. Trump needed to read.

Want to know how we know it was read? Because Melania was standing beside him singing! Melania doesn’t know the English words to “Happy Birthday” or “Pop Goes the Weasel” and yet she was supposed to know the words to take me out to the ball game? We aren’t buying it.

One last thing. Melania looks GREAT! And NO, not because she was probably 15-20 years younger, that has nothing to do with it at all. In fact, if anything that detracts. It is that she hasn’t had 15 plastic surgery procedures since that time. She looks like a REAL person, and someone who can laugh and be funny. She looks like someone who can wear jeans and hiking boots. She looks like an entirely different person than she is now!

Get Ready America!

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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