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Biden Twisted His Ankle Playing With His Dog — Net Responds by Ripping Trump’s Record With Dogs
Alright, we have several moving parts on this story so we should get it all straight.
According to Rawstory, Biden was out playing with his big German Shepard, “Major,” and they played so hard that Biden twisted his ankle. We own a 105 lb dog that’s a mix, his parents weren’t married, but we understand the troubles when big dogs want to “play,” they can bump up against parts people know not to bump. So it is totally understandable how a man like Biden would be out playing with his dog during the COVID crisis and pull an ankle.
Second element of this story is that Trump hates dogs, which as we’ve said before is reason 105 to totally disdain Trump. Who hates dogs? People who know that you cannot possibly fool a dog. They know exactly how you feel about them and life generally. Show affection, get affection, show anger, they’ll just ignore you or get angry back. It is no wonder Trump hates dogs, they’ll see his inside and won’t sign an NDA.
Trump also uses “like a dog” as some kind of aggressive insult. He “died like a dog.” Or with respect to Romney, “He choked like a dog.” Does any of this make sense in the context of a German Shepard named “Major” who loves his dad so much they were out playing – and would know immediately that dad was hurt and stop? Sounds like the “like a dog” stuff doesn’t fit and the net let loose.
Jenna Ellis – the perfect foil, again – wrote about how she wondered what the headlines would be like had it been Trump twisting an ankle playing with a dog. People responded with some heartfelt and obvious things about Trump and dogs.
Trump: inexplicably uses “like a dog” as a insult
Biden: plays so hard with his rescue dog that he hurts himself
Two very different men. pic.twitter.com/cqou7D0yTD
— Caryn Lenhoff (@carynlenhoff) November 29, 2020
Dogs, children, and normal humans don't go anywhere near Trump so it couldn't happen. Trump would just cushion himself with a full load in his diapers anyway. 😂
— Scott 🇨🇦 (@realhappyguy) November 29, 2020
I think trump was the only president that did not have a pet. Not even a gold fish. The better people like animals. I wish the two parties can get along the way my dog and cat. A cat and a dog should roam around congress and the senate. They might learn something. https://t.co/rajRhjlu2z pic.twitter.com/fpinO1strt
— Elizabeth Malich (@berniethecat2) November 29, 2020
This would never happen because Trump isn’t a kind enough person to play with a dog. He actually hates dogs.
— carolyn covey (@YayCC) November 29, 2020
So damn wholesome. As if Trump ever even pet a dog. https://t.co/KNPmMELLma
— Girl Friday 💚 (@trophy_lady) November 29, 2020
Nice to see a president who has a dog and gets out there to play with him..you don’t even see trump talk to his youngest son, probably insecure that he makes him look small and weak.
— ⚰️ (@badgerbiscuits) November 29, 2020
trump neither likes dogs nor would he ever play with one, so I suppose the headline would read: "trump tried to attack a dog to kill it, and slipped on some KFC grease in his bathroom".
— SmartyPants Wears a Mask 🏳️🌈🌊 🌈🐶 (@KonasMama) November 29, 2020
Wouldn't happen, one, Trump is so vapid he doesn't have a dog. Two, the only think Trump would run for is a Triple Hamberder large fry and a diet coke !
— The Ghost of Frank Zappa (@JohnMil80462729) November 29, 2020
Yes, we agree, the reason Trump doesn’t like dogs mirrors how he sees the world. Dogs figure out quickly that Trump is about Trump and it’s not worth getting close to him. Therefore they treat him like someone to be wary of and he feels unsupported. The dogs won’t support him so they get hated, just like people.
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