Okay, there are conservatives that are obsessed with non-pre-approved sex and then there is this guy, who makes them look like Ru Paul. Meet Conservative activist and former Colorado state legislator Gordon Klingenschmitt. Last year, Klingenschmitt said that transgender people are “evildoers” who are “full of the Devil.”

We confess, if the Christian Right is going to be offended by everything but missionary position man on wife, we cannot figure out why they keep picking on our poor transgender brothers, sisters and personal preference. Why not just hate everybody equally? Then no one feels left out or special or much much worse, and more dangerously? We are willing to bet that Klingenschmitt has unknowingly met a transgender person and didn’t know or care, just treated that person as a person, as people should do.

Anyway with Joe Biden about to be sworn-in in two months, Klingenschmitt is very worried, let’s say “obsessed,” about what will happen with the military in particular and he’s really interested in showers and we’ll leave that to you to make of it what you will. As he was quoted in a newsletter

Female soldiers and students will be forced to share common showers and rooms with cross-dressing men or boys with male anatomy, within hours of Biden’s inauguration.

Within hours? Ever? I actually believe that our trillion-dollar military makes room for private showers. (We warned you). And if female soldiers are forced to shower with people with male anatomy, exactly how does it matter what someone started with? It won’t happen, but still, we deserve a damned answer on that one! And within hours!

Christian troops who object to sharing co-ed showers and bunks with opposite gender anatomy will be vilified as ‘discriminators’ and punished, demoted, discharged, or court-martialed. Mark my words. The devil wants an atheist army for the Antichrist, soon.

To the extent one believes in the devil, the devil wants people to hate each other. Know how we know? Because Jesus said “Above all else, love one another.” So if we take the 180 counter to that as “hate each other,” Klingenschmitt is doing a fine job. Hours and showers, friends. Did he not know that when the anti-Christ were to come, the people will flock to him as the savior … it looks like this guy has everything reversed with presidents.

With respect to something being reversed, we include the fact that the people who will complain the least about co-ed female showers (which don’t exist) are the people talking about women showering naked with men right now. Guarantee this guy wants to shower with 15 women surrounding him.

Within hours!

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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