This guy. Rudy.

Trump determined that he wanted to challenge the election results everywhere because he had a plan if he could just finish close enough and get some friendly judicial rulings. Now, had it come down to one state, maybe even two, and the election was extremely close, firms from across the country would be bidding to get into the action and money would come pouring into both candidates to win that election in the courts or wherever the hell else it could be won.

Instead, we got this guy. Trump actually picked this guy. He was cheaper than most and actually wanted the job, two disqualifications right there.

We’ve said before that we don’t do the “age” equals slipping thing, but there are a whole lot of things that can contribute to “slipping” and Rudy sure seems susceptible to them. Rudy actually made his name by being a very good attorney. Then something happened and it was a lot more than he got older. He might have some disease process going on, he may just drink wayyyyy too much – there is evidence as to such – or whatever, all we know is that Rudy is an idiot and appears to be the only person incapable of seeing it.

Today in a press conference, Rudy said that with all the fraud going on, that it was possible that Trump actually won Virginia because it was actually within 1%. Now, what’s a forgotten “0” at the end of an answer, right? Because it was actually 10%. (I’ll tell you someone that never makes a mistake and adds an extra zero, the people that pay writers, that doesn’t happen). In fact, the fraud must have been yuge because Biden won Virginia by 450,000 votes. (Without extra zeroes!)

Rudy had this to say:

“”I know crooks really well,” Giuliani said of the alleged criminals in Pennsylvania. “You give them an inch and they take a mile. And you give them a mile and they take your whole country!”

If you give crooks or writers an extra “0” they’ll take it! Everyone else, too! Because then they can afford your whole country!

Watch:

“I think we may have actually won Virginia.” — Rudy Giuliani at election event stunt in Gettysburg, PA.

(Biden beat Trump by 451,138 votes in Virginia. Again: 451,138 votes.) pic.twitter.com/AMMqzINXhk

— The Recount (@therecount) November 25, 2020

This is embarrassing, and we’re not even the client or the lawyer. It is more embarrassing than beginning to take your pants off for a young woman, on film, in a movie. Jesus, this guy.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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