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Ivanka’s NYC Homecoming Isn’t Going As She Planned, Posters All Over Manhattan Tell Her She’s ‘Not Wanted’

We honestly wonder at what point she knew there’s no going back to that upper-crust and urban cool, Manhattan crowd, that simply won’t forgive and forget that Ivanka is complicit in some horrific policies, decisions, and behavior. She was there. She was part of the evaluation and execution. No one feels like taking the “forgive and forget” attitude, no matter how much money they might have. Some folks decided to take it upon themselves to make sure Ivanka had no doubt (she knew) that there’s no going home, princess, from the Inquisitr:

Comedy duo Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler, who are known as The Good Liars, have shared a series of “Not Wanted” posters in the style of Old West wanted posters, showing Ivanka Trump’s face and telling her not to come back.

Ah, creative!

The poster mocked the first daughter’s “fake posh” accent and husband Jared Kushner, whom the poster referred to as the mythical evil creature Slenderman.

We’re not sure who told her to take on the voice of Belle in Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid, but it was a horrible idea. This is someone who wants to be taken seriously when talking to Angela Merkel? Not only that, but her voice made us “go van Gogh” and cut our ears off, even though we can’t lean on the ability to paint Starry Night in return.

Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes, here you go. As we said, pretty creative:

Obviously, these could not possibly go up in hip Manhattan without going viral.

That is a great point. She has great plastic surgeons.

The above would depend highly upon which island. For example, the San Juans are off. I suspect Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands would drown them first before being purchased, as well.

Extradition might become highly important and despite Venezuela being “uncool” she might find the Arabian Peninsula a little too hot and Moscow just a bit too cold.

This is probably the answer. Extradition from Florida might be tough given the governor.

Probably. But they elected all those folks that’ll allow her and there are plenty of neighborhoods, ones with boats, that’ll be thrilled.

Anyway, the important part is that they ain’t going “home.” But, as we said, that might be their lawyers’ decision as much as the posters. But the posters are just awesome anyway.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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