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Ivanka’s NYC Homecoming Isn’t Going As She Planned, Posters All Over Manhattan Tell Her She’s ‘Not Wanted’
We honestly wonder at what point she knew there’s no going back to that upper-crust and urban cool, Manhattan crowd, that simply won’t forgive and forget that Ivanka is complicit in some horrific policies, decisions, and behavior. She was there. She was part of the evaluation and execution. No one feels like taking the “forgive and forget” attitude, no matter how much money they might have. Some folks decided to take it upon themselves to make sure Ivanka had no doubt (she knew) that there’s no going home, princess, from the Inquisitr:
Comedy duo Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler, who are known as The Good Liars, have shared a series of “Not Wanted” posters in the style of Old West wanted posters, showing Ivanka Trump’s face and telling her not to come back.
Ah, creative!
The poster mocked the first daughter’s “fake posh” accent and husband Jared Kushner, whom the poster referred to as the mythical evil creature Slenderman.
We’re not sure who told her to take on the voice of Belle in Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid, but it was a horrible idea. This is someone who wants to be taken seriously when talking to Angela Merkel? Not only that, but her voice made us “go van Gogh” and cut our ears off, even though we can’t lean on the ability to paint Starry Night in return.
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Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes, here you go. As we said, pretty creative:
“Not Wanted: Ivanka Trump” signs are up in New York pic.twitter.com/74Ft4vkePc
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) November 28, 2020
Obviously, these could not possibly go up in hip Manhattan without going viral.
They should show her many faces, just in case she uses one to try to sneak back into NYC. pic.twitter.com/jxIqROJKhK
— Laurie Exploding Trees Leigh 🇺🇸🐘🦓🇺🇸🦒 (@LaurieLeighUSA) November 29, 2020
That is a great point. She has great plastic surgeons.
They supposedly have money, let them buy an island and @realDonaldTrump can play dictatorship to family, friends and his 73 million fan base, just a thought
— PhD Angel (@toniafisher) November 29, 2020
The above would depend highly upon which island. For example, the San Juans are off. I suspect Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands would drown them first before being purchased, as well.
Let her go to Venezuela. No extradition there
— DJW (@DJW09065186) November 29, 2020
Extradition might become highly important and despite Venezuela being “uncool” she might find the Arabian Peninsula a little too hot and Moscow just a bit too cold.
Texas here, hard pass. Florida will take her.
— Bruser T (@Brusertab) November 28, 2020
This is probably the answer. Extradition from Florida might be tough given the governor.
Unfortunately, Florida probably will. And I live here pic.twitter.com/qyaG9VMVuh
— Joseph Williams 🇺🇸USMC🇺🇸 (@Joewilliams563) November 30, 2020
Probably. But they elected all those folks that’ll allow her and there are plenty of neighborhoods, ones with boats, that’ll be thrilled.
Anyway, the important part is that they ain’t going “home.” But, as we said, that might be their lawyers’ decision as much as the posters. But the posters are just awesome anyway.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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