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Melania Considering Writing a ‘Big Money’ Tell-All of Her Time in the White House and Oh Boy, People Have Thoughts
According to the famed Page Six, Melania is considering writing a memoir, in part to rebut many of the accusations made against her by Stephanie Winston-Wolkoffe and other reports about her during the administration. Before one gets into anything further, how does one read a memoir like that when the person knows that Melania will lie about literally anything if it can make her look better? It makes it less a memoir than a fantasy based on real events. Regardless, she is in the process:
Sources exclusively tell Page Six that usually private Melania Trump has been taking meetings about penning a tome on her time as first lady. Melania is in meetings to write her White House memoir,” an insider said. “And it would be her money — a chance for her to earn on her own.”
That is an interesting detail. Generally speaking, most marriage laws in the United States consider “income” coming into the home by either spouse split in half. We are not familiar enough with Family Law to know whether one can contractually waive that provision in a pre-nuptial agreement, it sounds likely in this context. It is interestingly timed to get herself some money quickly if she’s divorcing him as soon as they leave the White House. We know that Melania, like Donald, is about money above all else.
The source added, “I’m told her husband is encouraging her” to pen the book. “She’s not done, or going as quietly as you might expect.” Plus, “in the wake of Stephanie Winston Wolkoff’s betrayal, in both print and on secret tapes, Melania’s story could be worth big money.”
Want to know how to make the book worth more than possibly any other book ever sold? Defend herself from the tapes, but also tell the story about what Donald Trump is really like, give lots of examples about what he says and does behind the scenes, write about how he treats people, what he lies about, give examples of things said about major figures in the government or the media. She likely had to sign a non-disclosure order, but perhaps she could get around it by claiming she had the right to rebut something he did – it’s debatable about the legality. We don’t know. All we know is that Donald’s “encouragement” could end very quickly if they divorced and she started letting loose some facts about Donald behind the scenes. It might literally be one of the best selling books of all time.
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A book from Melania could set the record straight on some of her notable White House episodes — from that infamous “I really don’t care, do u?” jacket that she wore in 2018 to enduring a coronavirus infection. The book business surrounding the Trumps — pro and con — has been booming. We recently exclusively reported that Trump relative Mary L. Trump is already shopping a follow-up to her best-selling tell-all, “Too Much and Never Enough,” and that President Trump could land a multimillion-dollar book deal himself after leaving office.
We’re unsure how many people would buy her book based primarily upon rebutting Stephanie Winston-Wolkoff. We could probably write that part for her in outline form. Everything Stephanie said is wrong, the tapes are out of context, she left out many tapes that would have made Ivanka look wonderful and the media reported it wrong. There is an outline of the Wolkoff section.
But more interestingly, if Donald somehow made her look bad during the administration or during the divorce it could threaten the prenup agreement. He would not likely make her look bad unless he blamed her for some big screw-up during the administration. But then again, he’s probably not going to admit any sort of error and it’s all the media or the Democrats’ fault. But if he blamed her over something she might be able to say she had the right to tell her side of things.
Obviously, a major point for both books (Donald and Melania’s) would be that neither one of these people ever tells the truth, so the most fascinating aspects might be what they are willing to lie about and how they create their own reality, one where they are always the victim. They’ve never done a thing wrong, they are angelic and ruthless in their perfection. The media, other specific people in the administration and the Democrats, are horrific people, always lying, everything was a lie, everything, and both should suffer for it. The media, especially, are their enemies, and they surely believe it is worth destroying the major media figures, or at least an attempt. It could put some major figures in real danger. Her book will be perhaps less aggressive against specific media figures, but it will be ugly.
Take a look at what the Twitteratti are thinking:
So, racist birther trash Melania plans to write a memoir of her time in our White House.
Oh okay, meaning she’ll hire a ghostwriter to plagiarize more from First Lady Michelle Obama’s words. Got it.
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) November 28, 2020
I have nothing against sex workers, but I heard Melania Trump is going to release a memoir.
Who would want to pay to read a ghostwritten book by a racist birther who insulted Barack Obama yet plagiarized both him & Michelle Obama?
Ya steal but just can’t make that black magic. pic.twitter.com/Hwx3JKBKC2
— Ms. Butterflyyy 💕 float like 🦋 sting like a🐝 (@MsButterflyyy) November 28, 2020
I would have thought we could at least get this one right. No, Melania Trump is not "preparing to pen" a memoir. She is hiring a ghost writer to write a book about a fictional Melania who is likable, admirable, even heroic, which is what ghost writers do for a living. https://t.co/MXdLKHY6Ss
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) November 28, 2020
BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump is working on a memoir. You can buy it on Amazon now. It’s called Becoming, by Michelle Obama.
— Exploding Golden Goose Singh, MD 🌊 (@LabyrinthWeaver) November 28, 2020
I love that upon the announcement of Melania's memoir, Michelle Obama immediately starts trending.😂
— Lizz "Watch my special @ Vimeo On-Demand" Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 28, 2020
EXCLUSIVE excerpt from Melania's upcoming memoir:
She wrote that she never thought her husband could win:
“Donald was a black man in America, after all. I didn’t really think he could win.”
You saw it here first.
— Covie (@covie_93) November 28, 2020
Melania Trump is going to write a memoir. A lot of people are joking that she's just going to plagiarize Michelle Obama's book, but I think that's ridiculous.
She's going to plagiarize three chapters, tops.
— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) November 28, 2020
Melania trump is writing a memoir of her time in the White House. Tentative titles include “I Fock Reech Old Mahn For Mahney and All I Geet Ees Thees Stupeed Book,” “I Really Can’t Write, Can U?” or “Be Becoming Also. No, Not Reeping Off Meechelle Obama Ageen, I Swear!”
— Scary Larry Says #ConcedeNowTrump 😡 🤬 (@StompTheGOP) November 28, 2020
BREAKING: First Line of First Lady Melania Trump's new memoir: "Growing up as a young black girl in Chicago, I hadn't imagined that I would end up at Princeton & Harvard Law School…"
– By Michelle Obama 👏🏽
— China Noëlle (@ChinaOkasi) November 28, 2020
A sneak preview of chapters:
1. I moved in, but never lived there
2. That time I had new kidneys “installed”
3. Everyone cared about a jacket I wore to the border
4. How I murdered Christmas, year after year
4. Why I made the beloved Rose Garden look like a cemeteryThe End https://t.co/sfSvFZBSuu
— Diana 🇺🇸🏴🏴 (@DMR09) November 28, 2020
Melania's memoir titles under consideration:
– Don't Tell Him I'm An Immigrant
– The Bitch And His Wife
– My Problems With Ivanka
– Grab Me By The Prenup https://t.co/Mrt2MgH3kH— Gary Wax (@gary_wax) November 28, 2020
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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