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Trump Campaign Legal Team Just Abruptly Disavowed and Dropped Lunatic Lawyer Sidney Powell

UPDATE: Sidney Powell has been given the boot by the Trump campaign. Full update at bottom of article.

“Georgia is probably going to be the first state I’m going to blow up … [the filing in the state] will be Biblical”.

Sidney Powell, Trump’s Trump Legal Team: Georgia

Trump is going to win Georgia, damnit, because it was close and even though Lindsey Graham failed to get all those votes thrown out, they’re still going to win!

The first thing you need to know about the theory espoused by Trump’s official legal team in Georgia is that it begins with Governor Brian Kemp, Republican who opened massage parlors in the middle of COVID, allowing himself to be bribed against Trump. How Brian Kemp figures into this is a mystery since Brian Kemp has been pro-Trump and Georgia’s Secretary of State has already proven his independence and integrity. So, that is a load right there but it gets so much worse. Embarrassingly worse.

Who would bribe Brian Kemp? Who would have the money and the ability to get that deal in front of Kemp? Venezuela, of course. Yeah, but how could Venezuela even quietly get an offer like that in front of Kemp given that our CIA and NSA monitor all calls coming into the country from “government bribery types.”

We’re glad you asked because the CIA is in on it – in fact, they might be leading it, along with Venezuela and Brian Kemp. Why would the CIA be involved in leading bribery against Kemp and Trump? Well, they are the deep state and they obviously can’t stand Trump because they’ve been spying upon him from the very beginning, so of course, the CIA would be looking for a way to dump Trump.

But the CIA has a deeper, darker, more sinister reason. They are trying to help the communists, in China, in Venezuela, and most importantly, here in the United States!

This is the Trump legal team’s official position in the state of Georgia. It fits. Because they don’t need a real reason, they just need something to point to in order to get the legislature to overthrow the actual election.

And this was the best they could do because that damned Lindsey failed.

And now, Team Trump is disavowing the crazy Sidney Powell.

Just in from the Trump Campaign:

“Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. She is also not a lawyer for the President in his personal capacity.” – Rudy Giuliani, Attorney for President Trump, and Jenna Ellis, Trump Campaign Senior Legal Advisor and Attorney for President Trump.

So, things are going too well for Ms. Powell. Says a lot about Trump’s campaign hopes lol.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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