Look, this is the man who used a sharpie to draw lines to Alabama, this is the guy that does makeup so bad that he looked like a bad peach at Walmart in one picture that has become internet legend, this is the guy who walked so carefully down a ramp that it was … weird, then called it “slippery as an ice rink,” and this is a man who in a debate talked about not being short-fingered and there are no problems anywhere, that’s who we’re talking about.
So how in holy hell is it possible that he allowed himself to be humiliated by signing something – we don’t know exactly what, it wasn’t his resignation – on a desk built by Matel, or one intended to be used by upper-class private school … second graders?
How does he not enter the room and say, “What the Fck? I am not getting in that chair and signing something at that desk! First of all, I could break the damn chair, second of all, I could miss the chair entirely sitting down, it’s so small, third of all, I could break the damn chair while missing it! Plus, the desk makes me look like a jackass. It doesn’t make me look big and powerful, it makes me look like a guy who has halfway moved out of the house and is using Barron’s older desk to sign something.”
Even the very conservative Drudge Report had some fun humiliating the lame duck who is keeping the seat warm for President-Elect Biden.
Need we say a thing about just how much fun the net has had with the “tiny desk?” It is getting close to sharpie territory and that’s sacred ground:
Who wore it better? #DiaperDon [1]#TinyDesk [2] pic.twitter.com/DLlF1UvW46 [3]
— cαηα∂α нαтεs тя☭мρ (@Trump_Detester) November 27, 2020 [4]
I didn’t believe in the concept of the Deep State until I saw this. Don’t forget the unadorned Xmas tree or the microphone from the 60’s either. Well played whoever did this set up.
— Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. 🤪 (@fromMA) November 27, 2020 [5]
We do not know. We know it is possible to have long-term symptoms from COVID which should scare everyone.
This Tiny Desk Concert sucks. https://t.co/5eiV9oU3kV [6]
— VICE (@VICE) November 27, 2020 [7]
Oh! Love the NPR reference! Nice. Tiny Desk Concerts, awesome.
Maybe if you behave yourself, stop lying to undermine a fair election & start thinking of what's good for the country instead of whining about how unfairly you are treated, you'll be invited to sit at the big boy's table. #DiaperDon [1] pic.twitter.com/nnNOoOI1gl [8]
— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) November 27, 2020 [9]
Luke Skywalker himself had some thoughts!
Trump sitting at a mini resolute desk, yelling “Don’t talk to me that way, I’m the President of the United States!”, and then — after everyone made fun of him — threatening to outlaw Twitter, is one of those things I’ll just randomly think of and laugh at for the rest of my life. pic.twitter.com/SuOSa7UNzU [10]
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) November 27, 2020 [11]
It is critical to not forget this is the sitting where Trump went off on the reporter.
Okay, whichever staffer came up with the idea of putting Fat Donnie behind a tiny desk in a short chair probably deserves the Medal of Freedom. God, I hope SNL is live this weekend… pic.twitter.com/jCV0vHJOL4 [12]
— Nerzog (@Nerzog999) November 27, 2020 [13]
We can anticipate more and more antics by an upset staff.
Omg😂🤣😂💀
Whoever created this totally wins the Internet today🏆#TinyDesk [2] #DiaperDon [1] pic.twitter.com/Evo6yEcQCw [14]
— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) November 27, 2020 [15]
Karen would like to speak with the manager.#tinydesk [16] #DiaperDon [1] pic.twitter.com/BtyVhXWiox [17]
— I’m NotDevinsMom Moron (@NotDevinsMom) November 27, 2020 [18]
Shhhh. No one tell him he IS the manager.
“Tiny Desk Syndrome “ pic.twitter.com/ajX6YWHykC [19]
— Tom Joad™ (@JohnnyBlkshrt) November 27, 2020 [20]
Some people can rock the #tinydesk [16] pic.twitter.com/ufEP9EyrXB [21]
— Sarah B. (@bartsnz) November 27, 2020 [22]
Surrounded by KIDS and with a suit that fits and shoes that look like they were more than the $100 Trump spends (probably 5-10x that).
I can’t get enough. #TinyDesk [2] pic.twitter.com/GvQSg8byC0 [23]
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) November 27, 2020 [24]
Now THIS is perfection, and 100% true:
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1332126446886809602
Forever remember that Trump was sitting at that itty-bitty desk when he went off on Reuter’s Jeff Mason:
Deranged pic.twitter.com/eyphLaQy9y [25]
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 26, 2020 [26]
There is nothing to beat that, so we end there. Hit any of the tweets and you’ll be right in line for many more.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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