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Tucker Carlson Loses It and Says Joe Biden is a Hologram Who Will Force You to Drink Starbucks Every Day

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Tucker Carlson is not a bright person even by Fox News standards – which are, admittedly, not high to begin with. He is, however, the host of either the most-watched or second most-watched show on cable, and thus what he says does matter because a lot of people hear it.

Tucker began by asking an obvious question, from Mediaite:

“Who is Joe Biden?” Carlson began. “This man who claims to be our president? We ought to find out.”

Joe Biden has not claimed to be anyone’s president. He wants the voting to finish but has said that the result seems imminent. Meanwhile, you have had decades to find out who is Joe Biden. Joe Biden is the man who was John McCain’s best friend even when they were running against each other. Joe Biden is the man who Lindsey Graham said that if you don’t like Joe Biden, there’s something wrong with you. If you don’t know Joe Biden, the people who have met him love him. Those without an agenda admit it.

“The truth is as of tonight, we don’t really know. We have no clue what Joe Biden thinks or even if he is capable of thinking. He hasn’t told us. No one made him tell us. For a full year now. That’s by design. In fact, it’s becoming clear there is no Joe Biden. The man you may remember from the 1980s is gone. He no longer exists. What remains is a projection of sorts, a hologram designed to mimic the behavior of a non-threatening political candidate. Relax, Joe Biden is here; he smiles a lot. That’s the message from the vapor candidate,” Carson stated. “Don’t think too much. Who is running the projector here?”

A hologram? What does that even mean? Who is running the projector? Joe Biden and a bunch of advisers, just like every political candidate.

But now the priceless:

“You know the people behind Joe Biden are not like that at all. They don’t believe in dissent. That’s not them at all. They demand obedience,” Carlson continued. “Diversity is the last thing they want. It’s a cruel joke. These people seek absolute sameness. Total uniformity.”

This is a person who supports Donald Trump. Donald Trump “purged” the White House of anyone who didn’t fall in line. He works for Fox News, which got rid of Shep Smith.

We all know who Joe Biden is – and that is their problem. He is a flawed man, but a good man. He will do the best job he can and consider the advice given to him by the people around him. That is their problem, he is all the things that Trump is not – and they know it.

Here’s Tucker saying Biden is a hologram:

And here he says Biden will force us to drink Starbucks:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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