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Ivanka Plans to Attend Biden’s Inauguration and Her Father is Furious, ‘Worst Decision She Could Make!’

Ivanka has decided that insurrection is terrible for her brand and thinks that it might be a good idea to put some distance between herself, dad, and the people she called “patriots.” Those particular “patriots” were trying to take over the world’s oldest democracy and convert it into something akin to Iraq under Saddam in a fascist coup. So she’s going to the inauguration. Ivanka thinks that’s a smart move, sure to help her presidential run in two years, or four, whatever it is!

Plus, you will of course note, Ivanka has always been sort of a “good sport” about these things anyway, crazy girl. She was always promised to us as a “moderating influence.”

According to the Daily Mail:

Ivanka Trump is planning to attend Joe Biden‘s inauguration on January 20 – much to her father’s chagrin – and is scrambling to save her aspiring political career as the White House plunges further into chaos and is being dubbed a ‘circus on steroids’ by insiders.

‘Ivanka is worried that her promising political career is in jeopardy and she’s doing whatever she can to save her reputation,’ a White House insider tells DailyMail.com. …

Trump’s not happy about this! Insurrections are supposed to occur in countries and topple governments with nukes, not occur within the Trump family!

‘He said it’s an insult that she would even want to engage with the crooks that are trying to bring him down,’ says the insider, adding that Trump said the family must stand together and put on a united front. 

Trump would sell Ivanka to the highest bidder for sixty more days as president and yet he wants her loyalty.

‘The president told his daughter that her presence at the inauguration will cost her thousands of supporters and would be the worst decision she could ever make,’ they say.

That part is true. It will cost her thousands of supporters. It is not something to be taken lightly. If Ivanka loses five thousand supporters over this it will cost her almost half, maybe more. Well, along with being a good sport, everyone always knew she was brave …

God these are awful people. Someone tell Ivanka she can just leave, go on a long vacation to Suadi Arabia and stare out into the sand for hours on end. Unite with Donald.

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Peace, y’all
jason
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