Republican Representative Lauren Boebert (Colorado 3rd District) is off to the roughest start in her first week in Congress. Then again, one will have a tough time when one’s a conspiracy theorist mega-MAGA gun nut and newly elected. She puts out commercials about carrying her “2nd Amendment right” in Congress, seemingly (not proven yet) live texts the location of Nancy Pelosi to the hordes rioting in the Capitol yelling, “Kill Pence,” “Kill Pelosi,” and then acting just as bitter after the riots as she was before and during a riot in which she could have been killed in the crossfire.
She has earned quite a reputation on Twitter and it ain’t good, y’all, as you might imagine. She still aligns herself 100% with Trump despite the obvious insurrection led by her buddies, indeed it might have spurned her on more.
RIGHT NOW-> Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, who has bragged about her desire to carry a weapon on Capital Hill is currently in a standoff with Capitol Police at the newly installed Metal Detectors outside the chamber doors.
— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) January 13, 2021 
Yeah, this is an important principle to fight over given all the country has gone through recently. Not for nothing but this woman is still possibly under investigation for her role in the riots and perhaps isn’t someone that security can trust carrying weapons around the Capitol. Indeed, if one had to point to the most dangerous representative, she might likely win.
Her relationship with her gun is almost sexual, but stronger. Even if most of us would prefer not to move on from a partner we might happen to have, most of us can conceive of a future where things normalize with someone else. It is hard to imagine that Boebert could have a stronger, more committed and satisfying relationship with anything but her gun.
Perhaps that’s why she didn’t give it up, in spite of the fact that Capitol Police didn’t want her to take it into the chamber.
Lauren Boebert is what happens when you elect a person with no class, decorum or social skills to Congress-you get a stand-off at Capitol security because she's packin in her pocketbook and won't surrender a GD firearm days after a violent coup attempt.
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) January 13, 2021 
Expel @LaurenBoebert . File whoever let her through without a bag search. These people want to be legislators but they don't believe rules should apply to *them*. If you can't play by 'em, you don't get to make 'em for the rest of us, either.
— Wren Wallis (@invisibleinkie) January 13, 2021 
Please do Boebert who was tweeting @SpeakerPelosi 's location to the rioters and today refused to allow her purse to be searched after it set off the metal detectors.
Also, Biggs, Brooks and Gosar, who helped plan the whole thing.
— Khashoggi’s Ghost (@UROCKlive1) January 13, 2021 
Lauren Boebert and her Proud Boys pals need to be investigated for their roles in the Capitol Attack. Setting off metal detectors at the Capitol is a literal alarm bell about her unhinged beliefs. #ResignBoebert  pic.twitter.com/8BqSgcgYn1 
— Fippy Darkpaw (@frackinfrell) January 13, 2021 
Yeah, that’s our girl, above. Looks like the regular soccer mom who wants to talk about Qanon all day, tell you that Democrats eat babies, that Donald Trump is going to arrest them all, that guns are necessary to secure her freedom to walk around in an orgasmic state and it trumps your right to freely associate without getting shot, and if you ever let her drive your kids home they’d be talking about the coming invasion by the United Nations in their blue helmets and the black helicopters that fly around out west.
Other than that, that, totally normal woman.
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