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Don Jr. FREAKS OUT Over the FBI Helping Retrieve Lady Gaga’s Dogs

Don Junior is not well. Someone needs to get him some help. We cannot make specific accusations because it wouldn’t be right. But the rumors are out there and if one just listens to the clip below, it seems fairly obvious to us that he’s Junior needs someone to step in for him. He has five kids.

He is also wrong about the FBI and their efforts to assist Lady Gaga and her dogs. We don’t know how big an effort the FBI made, it was likely considerable, and the LAPD surely did much of the work. But the effort is absolutely needed.

People alive today have very little appreciation for the fact that kidnapping for money used to be a thing. The wealthy people in any community lived in fear that someone would nab their kids, demand $100,000 to be returned unharmed, not a hair on their head, hurt. The Lindberg baby was only the most famous, they were not rare back then.

One thing about rich people, they get what they want in government. The FBI was put in charge of any kidnapping for money, anywhere in the country, the crime was federalized. They justified it by saying that some part of the operation involved crossing state lines, using phones, something to give it federal jurisdiction. In reality, they wanted a specialized squad that had the latest technology, skills, and trained personnel to be on the ground within a day. They made an affirmative decision that kidnapping for money – especially children – would be stomped out in this country. At the very very least, the team ensured that no one would succeed, most wouldn’t make it out alive. We suspect it has been a long time since you have read about a wealthy person’s child kidnapped and a demand for money. It is far easier and safer to rob a bank.

It is no longer a thing. Thank god and the FBI.

So the Lady Gaga’s dog story was about much more than just getting some dogs back. A man was shot and is still in the hospital, which in and of itself is a serious crime. But even on top of that, the FBI has a vested interest in not allowing the idea to take hold again. Someone who doesn’t know of the history might hear “They took just the dogs? What about if we took a child?” There is a damned good reason law enforcement doesn’t want this genie out of the bottle. It took a century to basically erradicate the crime.

So, hearing Don Junior scream and yell about the FBI taking so much time on that operation versus… you guessed it, the rioting last summer, is offensive. Plus, Junior needs help:

Junior probably grew up, the son of an outspoken loudmouth “rich man” and probably never really thought about possibly being kidnapped. As it should be. But he was able to do so only because of the commitment demonstrated by some of the world’s best investigators.

Fck off, Junior. Oh, and the FBI is coming for you, too, blow.

Yes, there is not much more to say.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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