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Rudy Continues to Be Gross: Shares Creepy Story About Rush Limbaugh and Female Golfer Bending Over

Damn, it is sad to see anyone enter the latter stages of their life nosediving to the ground like this, but Rudy looks to be bound and determined to end up that way. Rudy’s had his warnings. Virtually no one is sad to see Rudy going through this.

So what now?

Well, Rudy went on one of the few podcasts that will have him (out of the 5.6 billion podcasts in the world right now) to join Steve Bannon, speaking of nosedives. There was a very good chance that Rudy would say something really stupid, fairly likely that it would also be inappropiate, but this one is both demented and one in which we have to be careful of our words, some platforms just boot certain words. Expect an asterisk.

According to The Daily Beast [1], Rudy recounted the time in which he was on the golf course with Rush Limbaugh and noticed a significant number of photographers there. Knowing Rudy, he likely thought they were there to photograph him. This was not the case. Michelle Wie was golfing in front of Rudy and that seems burned in Rudy’s brain.

Okay, so good so far, Rudy might even have gotten away with some typically trollish comment, saying something like, “I’d like a picture of her too.” (She is very attractive.) The inference would be obvious but it would not make waves in the media.

Rudy had to go next level.

Apropos of absolutely nothing except being a sick fck, Rudy mentioned that he could see her p*nties every time she putted. Rudy is the same seventy something guy who laid down on the bed, fiddling with his buckle, alone in a room with a very young woman in Borat’s new movie. Rudy likely remembers the golf story well because he’s never seen such a garment. Jesus going with the eight iron, we suck.

Rudy is almost surely referring to athletic shorts, worn by many women athletes who play golf or tennis and have to put up with sick… people like Rudy. But again, we suspect Rudy is likely oblivious to such realities.

From The Daily Beast [1], Michelle had far more class than Rudy deserved.

Wie, a five-time winner on the LPGA, has responded with extraordinary grace, calling it a “highly inappropriate” story. “What this person should have remembered from that day was the fact that I shot 64 and beat every male golfer in the field leading our team to victory,” she wrote. “I shudder thinking that he was smiling to my face and complimenting me on my game while objectifying me and referencing my ‘panties’ behind my back all day.

Right. And do note the quotations around p*nties. They almost surely weren’t but who cares anyway? Rudy.

So that’s Rudy demonstrating why he will never be involved in anyone’s campaign, or practicing real law, ever again. Anyone that would trust Rudy to do anything right deserves whatever they get.

Steve Bannon deserves much more but it’s a start.

Here it is, your choice to listen or not:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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