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Nation Takes a Look at Trump’s New Website and Can’t Stop Laughing, ‘I Almost Choked Reading His Biography!’

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For reasons all too obvious, Donald Trump felt the need to create a website dedicated to his own greatness. Other presidents build libraries, Donald Trump builds websites. It is easier to collect money from a website, cheaper to build, and there is no federal commission assisting with presidential websites (unlike libraries), commissions that might have some “balance” as to what occurred during Trump’s tenure.

So, the only real amazing part is that it took this long to get Trump’s site up and ready. And, as we reported earlier on Tuesday, this one’s as laughable as you might expect, and created for reasons you might expect.

He’s banned everywhere else! (Much more below):

Ready? The website is focused solely upon his greatness because that’s all there is to cover, ask Trump. From the website.

 “Donald J. Trump launched the most extraordinary political movement in history.

Take that Martin Luther King!! Trump was bigger than your pitiful “political movement,” often referred to as just “the movement.” Well, “move over.”

[Dethroning political dynasties, defeating the Washington Establishment, and becoming the first true outsider elected as President of the United States.

Defeating political dynasties? Mitch McConnell still seems around. Nancy Pelosi is still around. Joe Biden is definitely still around. So is he simply talking about Hillary Clinton as a “political dynasty,” because we were under the impression he voted for her as Senator and wanted an invitation to Cheleas’ wedding. We are confused. First true outsider? Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer from Georgia who served a term as Governor Georgia. Barack Obama had been in the U.S. Senate two years. Oh, and was black. That’s one “outsider” in American politics.

His inspiring, groundbreaking campaign proved pollsters, pundits, prognosticators, and the corporate media spectacularly wrong. He mobilized voters with massive rallies, reached America’s hearts and minds with his vision for national rejuvenation, and overcame virtually every entrenched power structure—political and financial—and achieved a decisive victory, winning states no Republican presidential candidate had won in decades

And lost states (in the second election, that no Republican had lost in decades. As for “national rejuvenation,” we lost our national pride and will lose 600,000 American citizens.

Some responses below:

Let’s pass the hat and book him! We have some questions we’d like answered!

We’re scared to ask. For what?

And a word from the MAGAs:

Well reasoned, obviously.

And of course, we end on…

Not really. No – not really.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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