It really is important that we include our usual disclaimer.
In no way do we think that Lauren Boebert is “stupid” because she dropped out of high school. If one looks around the entire world, formal education is really a luxury that some do not have. She did not drop out because she was failing, though we seriously doubt she was a star, either – there were ways to prevent pregnancies.
However, it is necessary for people of all ages to continue to educate themselves throughout their life. Intellectual curiosity seems like a must, reading mandatory, and then there is the unforgivable. If one is going from owning a restaurant to being a member of Congress without even having had high school government in one’s senior year (because one didn’t have a senior year), then one is obligated to spend six months studying both the procedures and major issues one might face.
The failure to do so is either due to laziness, stupidity, or both. With Lauren, we strongly suspect it is both. Thus it is that on this Sunday without a ton going on (yet) #Lauren Boebert Is So Stupid is trending number one, and we wanted to bring a few clever ones over.
Some are true:
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] she misspelled her name. True Story. pic.twitter.com/pJEaw1c9CV [2]
— πππ π»ππππππ πΏπππ (π»πΏ) (@TheLiberalPoet) March 21, 2021 [3]
It looks like something a normal person could do, correct? Thumb into one’s phone and miss the “e.” Yep, we could do it. Unless we were a representative in the United States House of Representatives and wouldn’t put out any official communication without it reviewed and edited by someone because we’re professionals.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] she thinks this is a clever tweet. https://t.co/qLUWWYOk9G [4]
— TG (@TG22110) March 21, 2021 [5]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India. pic.twitter.com/kr0Acfudb7 [6]
— ABBA (@Abba_Annabelle) March 21, 2021 [7]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"…….
— Amy Lynn β‘οΈππ (@AmyAThatcher) March 21, 2021 [8]
She thinks Academia is a Hawaiian Nut… pic.twitter.com/AxCcBMfWoq [9]
— Angelique (Mom β€οΈed 'Dark Shadows') St.Pierre (@Angelique_SP) March 21, 2021 [10]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] when she gets a bag of M&Ms, she tries to put them in alphabetical order…
— Amy Lynn β‘οΈππ (@AmyAThatcher) March 21, 2021 [11]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] that she married a guy who flashed his penis to a group of minors
Seriously, guys, you canβt make this sh*t up. pic.twitter.com/lXRNMMsgNU [12]
— πNada Mooreππ (@nada_moore55) March 21, 2021 [13]
Two things: Unfortunately, the above is true. He was 24 at the time and the victim was 16. That is pretty bad. Additionally, Lauren was 18 at the time and they married a year later, making their dating thing a bit dicey in terms of age/pregnancy issue.
Below – We are disgusted by the top of the tweet written by the poster, but we do consider HER portion below extremely stupid:
Iβm pretty sure nobody has ever had to force you to your knees. Iβve heard you do your best work there anyway. @laurenboebert [14] #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] pic.twitter.com/IovWfcTSRC [15]
— Jeff (@SonOfGrundy) March 21, 2021 [16]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] , she thought the Coronavirus happened after you drank too many Coronas. pic.twitter.com/NzrnGj61RE [17]
— ABBA (@Abba_Annabelle) March 21, 2021 [18]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] she brought a Bible to Church's Chicken…
— Amy Lynn β‘οΈππ (@AmyAThatcher) March 21, 2021 [19]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1] she thinks an insurrection is something her husband shows to teenagers. π
— πππ π»ππππππ πΏπππ (π»πΏ) (@TheLiberalPoet) March 21, 2021 [20]
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1]
She thought the Power Rangers were electricians. https://t.co/6WqIS9klvf [21]— Pretty Rad Angie (@The_Rad_Left) March 21, 2021 [22]
Thinks a quarterback is a refund.
— Gary McDougall (@GMC_59) March 21, 2021 [23]
And the last one below, we wonder if it is true:
She forgot about all of the surveillance cameras inside and outside of the Capitol building.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb [1]— Khaleesi (@aishlingmara) March 21, 2021 [24]
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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