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Want to Book Donald and Melania Trump for an Event? Well Get a Load of Trump’s Shameless New Website

Even now, even six years after Trump started squawking about his brilliance, his ability to do anything, and mostly – his willingness to do absolutely anything to promote himself, even now, he can still shock. Maybe “shock” is the wrong word, he can still do things that make people write “SMDH” and other kook kid meme stuff. The shamelessness, his inability to feel even slightly embarrassed, the willingness to whor… to put himself out there for money and praise, still amazes us.

Trump is the first ex-president of which we know to establish a personal website (versus a charitable one) all to promote himself and make Trump and Melania available to be “booked,” for speaking – we presume. This webpage promises to be stuffed with greatness, stuff you’ve never seen before, no one said he could do it, better than… You know the drill.

From the Daily Mail:

45office.com’s homepage displays pictures of Trump with Melania, members of the military and world leaders, taken at multiple events during his time as president. The website boasts that he ‘launched the most extraordinary political movement in history, dethroning political dynasties, defeating the Washington Establishment, and becoming the first true outsider elected as President of the United States.’

Yeah, African-American Barack Obama, two years into the United States Senate, was the ultimate “insider,” being a young black man and all.

The official website also allows members of the public to send messages to the former president and First Lady. It is one of the ways Trump is communicating with his base with his ban from Twitter and Facebook. The new website comes amid reports that Donald Trump, who remains banned from his social media accounts following the January 6 riot, is looking to establish his own social platform.

It allows him to communicate with his supporters after his ban on social media. Who would’ve guessed? And, “looking to establish his own social media platform?” This is the first step toward that social media platform!

The newly established website also includes a statement which reads: ‘The Office of Donald J. Trump is committed to preserving the magnificent legacy of the Trump Administration, while at the same time advancing the America First agenda. ‘Through this office, President Trump will remain a tireless champion for the hardworking men and women of our great country – and for their right to live in safety, dignity, prosperity, and peace.’ 

The administration couldn’t have been that magnificent. He got his butt kicked in the election and then had people storm the Capitol to preserve him, they lost, too – he got impeached again. That’s not a magnificent legacy.

Tireless? He seemed tired quite a bit, needed a lot of golf. And as a “champion for hardworking…” if they had just added “white people” it would’ve been closer to the truth.

Is he trying to make money? Pffft:

The former president and his wife can also be booked to make an appearance at events, according to the website. When applying to book Donald and Melania, you are invited to fill out a number of boxes, including whether or not press will be present and how many guests will be attending the function.

Pro Tip: If you want him to attend your function, offer a lot of money, say “NO” the press will not be allowed, and add that 500,000 guests – all certified Trump voters, will be invited. He will be there. We won’t say what Melania would be willing to do… (Cheap shot).

We said shameless, right?

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