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Americans Can’t Stop Laughing After Andrew Giuliani Says He Plans to Run Against Cuomo for NY Governor
As most know, Rudy’s son Andrew Giuliani worked within the Trump White House. Despite working within the White House, we suspect that most would have a tough time naming his position. Well, perhaps none of us would know. But take pride, Andrew Giuliani was White House “sports liaison.” In other words, when pro teams or college teams might come to visit, it was Andrew who ensured that everything was perfect.
And since we know what you’ll ask, yes, we do believe that it was Andrew who ensured there was a sufficient number of Big Macs, Chicken Nuggets, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Pizza when the NCAA champion football team visited during a period in which the government was shut down. High-stakes stuff to be sure.
Andrew navigated the pressures of $95K a year White House work with such success that he parlayed that job into a shot for the Governor’s mansion in New York. Well, how Trumpian and Giulianian. Andrew is nowhere near qualified, perhaps further from qualified than the other two, and yet on last name alone, he’s taking his shot!
Oh, and the guy looks freaky like Eric Trump and Gary Busey, to the point that some on Twitter wondered how Giuliani had the same mailman as Eric’s mom.
One would have hoped that the announcement might be satire, but one of the main rules in covering the Trump administration was that “The Onion” types of headlines always rang true.
Because of course.
Andrew Giuliani says he plans to run for New York governor against Cuomo https://t.co/hEsMjJnIke
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 7, 2021
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Andrew Giuliani running for Governor of NY?
✅ Served 4-years as ‘Sports Liaison’ with an annual salary of $95k, ordering cheeseburgers for visiting athletes.
❌ Sued Duke University after being cut from their Golf Team. He lost.
❌ Son of Rudy, probably related to Eric Trump. pic.twitter.com/yq1D1q2var
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) April 7, 2021
We told you he looked like Eric Trump! Maybe a little heavier but Eric had his own “heavy period.” Regardless, Andrew is going to take his shot in the race next year. And the net let him have it:
This guy looks almost as dumb as Eric Trump. He says he wants to challenge the "mutiny" of people from New York State. But his most visible backer is, um, a mutineer. Does he has even an iota of experience in politics, outside of being the son of a disgraced former mayor? https://t.co/3yceap4dfV
— amaley (@amaley) April 7, 2021
They’re just taunting us. I’m just going to point and laugh at him and Kaitlin Jenner. Both are unqualified and unserious candidates. https://t.co/4rp86X0tpG
— Texas Area Woman (@TexasKath) April 7, 2021
Bwahahahahahahahahaha that's just perfect. What could go wrong, other than his dad campaigning for him and somehow including foreign nationals in the process and lots of illegal acts. https://t.co/dGyqzNG9mG
— devin nunes missing conscience (@DevinMissing) April 7, 2021
Andrew Giuliani once played SimCity in front of Rudy and placed police stations all over the city to intimidate his citizens into a 0 crime rate
Fuck this fascist. https://t.co/j0mawPX1xr
— Shane Seeman (@ShaneSeeman) April 7, 2021
Fuckkkkk we just can’t get rid of these wretched people, can we? https://t.co/pzGwuQg0KW
— P, G, & RC (@Ashlandian) April 7, 2021
Everyone in that circle looks inbred… woof. https://t.co/AiiUxeumu2
— Michelle Martinez (@_lafilleennoir) April 7, 2021
If one ever wondered what a Trump-Giuliani love child would look like… https://t.co/SCrQ2MWyrx
— Susan Butz (@sbj481) April 7, 2021
— Stealth Mode (@ModalStealth) April 7, 2021
— Tim Schram (@JediTimon) April 7, 2021
He must things his crimes have been carefully covered up. https://t.co/tDnlBxeDCl
— ☮️ Peace ☮️ (@4Justice4Peace) April 7, 2021
— Mama Bear (@eatveggies4000) April 7, 2021
— Solstice (@so_solstice) April 7, 2021
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