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Donald Trump Jr. Lashes Out Asserting that Vaccine Passports are the ‘Greatest Affront on Our Freedoms’ in Recent History

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There are some of us who are fully vaccinated and want a giant glowing sign indicating such, one that is personally signed by the state’s public health director and the Secretary of HHS. Yes, we presume it would allow the government to know that we’ve had two doses, but we’re not convinced that it would require the government to know that we flew United going to L.A. But if the government must know, some of us don’t care that much. We see the vaccine passport as freedom.

We suspect that the MAGAs actually know that passports will open things up for people who have had the vaccine and shut the doors to those that don’t, and that’s their real fear. They don’t want to be punished for their beliefs. (Outside some condition that prevents it, or religious belief or something). No one has suggested requiring everyone to get a shot, and if that’s true, shouldn’t businesses have a way to be assured that their customers are safe? Let’s put it this way. If there is a passport developed with some sort of privacy protection, we’d love it, because it would free us up to participate in the economy.

Noted political scientist and expert in all things MAGA, Don Jr. believes he’s discovered the ultimate civil rights issue of our time, and no, it is not the right to vote. We bring you the man whose kids had to prove vaccinations to get into school, tell you why you shouldn’t have the means to prove you’ve been vaccinated to get on United, and responses just below:

Asshole.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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