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John Cornyn Gets Hammered After Complaining That Joe Biden’s Tweets Aren’t Crazy Enough For Him

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This is almost too good to be true. On the other hand, it is Monday morning and we were due.

If we know anything about MAGA voters it is that they don’t much care about the country’s fate, not economically, not internationally, and certainly not in public health. They want to own the libs even if the country is going down in flames, if the libs go down in flames first, they’re happy. And their other demand is that politics must excite them, like a football game. Yes, we understand that the two requirements go hand in hand, if they’re owning the libs, it is amusing.

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This morning, John Cornyn has an issue with Joe Biden. President Biden is not entertaining us, or at least not the MAGAs. Despite the fact that we Democrats do not seek entertainment from our leaders, we do find it damned entertaining that Biden is getting under their skin. Cornyn tweeted:

The president is not doing cable news interviews. Tweets from his account are limited and, when they come, unimaginably conventional. The public comments are largely scripted. Biden has opted for fewer sit down interviews with mainstream outlets and reporters.

Let’s reword a couple of things here. Number one, tweets coming from the account of the president of the United States are presidential, not that slop that Cornyn and the boys found so giggle-worthy under Trump. Biden is not doing many cable interviews. He has been a bit busy and Biden has a way of tripping over his own tongue (not a stutter joke), he has been gaffe-prone throughout his life. Limiting media appearances is fine so long as he’s doing the job. The public comments are not “scripted” so much as presidential. When it comes to the United States president, with the world watching, we need things scripted, again – presidential. Adulthood is back, it’s the new black.

Regardless, is Cornyn not entertained? The electric Twitter machine nearly overheated in response:

Perfection.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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