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Ted Cruz Sends Another Asinine Tweet in an Attempt at Partisan Humor: Twitter Again Destroys Him
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
In what now seems obligatory, we say again that everything written about Cruz for at least the last twelve years (Until this year) noted that he was both the biggest asshole in the senate, ever, and also so smart it made one want to abandon all faith in humanity. Well, perhaps there is some hope, perhaps there is some karma, maybe some higher power watching down that also hates Ted Cruz and wants to nail the bastard a few times.
If we sound hardened and hateful, it’s because, as applied to Ted Cruz, we are.
One would think that after this particular year, a very smart senator would decide it is time to pull back a bit, pump the brakes, get a tiny grip. Again, as smart as Ted may be, he’s also a world-class dumbass and his own worst enemy.
At a point in time when maybe it would be okay to just put out a supportive tweet as applied to NYC, especially after it was an early and awful COVID target, Ted determined he best do the opposite. This was wholly unnecessary:
Man, conservatives are so bad at comedy. So bad. Tragically awful.
— Sure, Qaren (@SureQaren) May 2, 2021
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Again, a smart senator might have said, “Yes, the entire country is making a comeback,” or something proving that for just ten seconds, Cruz could set aside that he hates anything determined to be “Un-MAGA” and just be an American. Or, if that’s too hard, how about just shutting the fffff up for an hour?
But the news to cover is that this one really really got the net into a boil with Cruz himself trending at the top:
More proof that Ted Cruz is far better at 'being the joke,' than attempting to make a joke.
Honestly, this is embarrassing. https://t.co/IEAPEIlyt7
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) May 2, 2021
Sir, is that supposed to be a joke? You suck at just about everything! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ https://t.co/OKTRfHjdCY
— Yono Se 😷🇺🇸😷 (@Mujerorgullosa_) May 2, 2021
It’s literally not https://t.co/sYWLcRpK81
— Ariana (@asfamouri) May 2, 2021
So, you went to Harvard. This is painfully awkward. https://t.co/ix70eTV9dc
— Molly Rogers (@JollyMollyRoger) May 2, 2021
You're an idiot that hasn't used a parking meter lately. https://t.co/uG66FTniqg
— Jim E Pearson (@JimEP1060) May 2, 2021
OMG you are stupid. https://t.co/U0pI1oLhlO
— Wendy baker (@wbaker50) May 2, 2021
Taxpayers pay Ted Cruz a handsome salary with excellent benefits for tweeting this kind of BS every day all day. He’s supposed to be a Senator, but looks like he’d rather be a Twitter influencer. pic.twitter.com/FC52G4xmSU
— Jenny (@JennyTXDem) May 2, 2021
Sir, that’s an insurrection you participated in…
— Craving A Burger 🇺🇸 (@GQPArePuppets) May 2, 2021
Ted spends all day, everyday tweeting meanwhile Texas has
2.9M Covid Cases
50K Covid Deaths
200+Deaths, homes destroyed & electric bills in the 1000s all as a Result of Texas Power Grid Failure & the Grid is struggling to meet the demand of 70°
Texas Unemployment Rate is 6.8%
— LetsGetRealTalk (@letsgetrealtal1) May 2, 2021
When you are at the absolute bottom, any direction looks like up. https://t.co/84QbGTIJkT
— Colleen aka Craftykid 🇺🇸 (@craftykid2006) May 2, 2021
Is this supposed to be a joke? I do not see how it could be construed as one. https://t.co/GyR9sIioc7
— Shu (@eshuman34) May 2, 2021
Just a jackass.
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