You would think that having one’s beliefs and hopes crushed by “reality” would be a rite of passage for the QAnons by now. It should be a sign of strength in that group, to press on, through every burned prediction, always finding a way to remain in full belief.

Yesterday, Trump announced two ridiculous big “rallies” in Florida, one in Sunrise and one in Orlando, at NBA-type arenas that seat between 18K and 20K, for which they’re selling tickets at $100 to $7500. Brave, because they’re more likely to get another Tulsa. It was all but an admission that Trump won’t be anything more than just another snowbird retiree white guy, the local “Florida man.”

That’s a problem. The QAnons were of the belief that Trump would be reinstated by then. Of course, they thought JRK Jr. wasn’t dead and was going to join Trump on the ticket for reelection and thought that both Hillary and Obama would be in prison by now. But this hurts a bit more, this was the last shot at the presidency, this particular presidency. According to Newsweek:

“Supporters of the radical movement expressed concerns that Trump going on a speaking tour later this year surely means that he will not be returning a president—a false claim they have continued to believe since he lost the 2020 election more than seven months ago.”

They started believing in reinstatement after their last prediction got burned, the one on January 20th, when the Navy SEALs didn’t HALO onto the Capitol steps and rush Biden off into a secret black site around the globe. From an example found by Newsweek on Telegraph:

“OK I GUESS MY QUESTION IS TRUMP COMING BACK? WHY WOULD HE BE DOING A TOUR THRU THE END OF THE YEAR WITH O’REILLY. HMMMMMMMMM SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT.”

Hmmm, that should be exactly right by now. They ought to be especially intimate with that feeling by now. And then there was the classic “Q” response. Just put the plan off a bit. Yes, that must be it, Trump is signalling when it’s going to happen!

“So nothing will happen until December? Man I sure hope we don’t have to wait that long before you’re back in office.”

We don’t want to be the ones that have to tell this guy. Meanwhile, surprise! One figured it out:

 “So basically the August thing is a bunch of bull because a reinstated President doesn’t go on tour.”

Don’t give up!! A president can cancel events! Guns and Roses used to do it all the time, man.
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Happy Father’s Day
Jason
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