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Lara Trump Throws an Absolute Hissy Fit Over Jill Biden’s Vogue Cover, ‘Melania is More Beautiful!’

Ugh, this family.

Imagine feeling so victimized, as an entire family, about one member being “snubbed” for a fashion magazine cover. Clearly, this means so much to Melania that she’s “released the hounds” who are out there going ducksh*t insane over the fact that beautiful and fashionable Melania was robbed.

Today it was Lara Trump’s turn to go on Fox and scream as though this is the biggest outrage in the United States right now. Lara doesn’t seem to care that a building collapsed in Florida, breaking the lives of hundreds. No, Lara wants to talk magazine covers.

Listen to this “Mean Girls” rant, straight out of high school, which we’re not sure Lara ever attended:

“It’s too bad that we didn’t have a first lady who was a model, who was incredibly fashionable, who they could put on the cover of Vogue when Donald Trump was in office. Oh wait, we did! It was Melania Trump!

We know a lot of “incredibly fashionable” people – one of whom owns this website and this is important to remember at the end of the month. Most of them are not on the cover of Vogue, either.

“I mean, very clearly, Stuart, the reason that this happened was because these people are so obsessed with hating Donald Trump.

“They are so woke that they could not bring themselves to put an incredibly beautiful woman — I would say the most beautiful first lady we ever had, Melania Trump, and probably rivaling Jackie Kennedy’s fashion sense.

I would say that Lara Trump is exactly right. Melania was left off the cover because these people were obsessed with hating Donald Trump. What’s the problem? Is Vogue under some constitutional obligation to put every FLOTUS on the cover? And, by the way, Lara, Melania isn’t more beautiful than Jill, stop being so agist, and she’s nowhere close, not even in the same species as Jackie Kennedy.

Until it was Melania Trump because she’s married to Donald Trump. They hate him so much that they decided to snub her.”

100% false. Yes, they hated Donald Trump. But they hated Melania more than enough to keep her off the cover on her own merits. She earned that non-cover, Lara. It didn’t help that people hated Trump, too. Hell, TRUMP hates Melania, or what was he doing getting spanked by Stormy? Maybe Stormy should’ve been on the cover? If nothing else, Stormy proved that Melania was not even the sole “First Lady” in that relationship, maybe they could’ve shared a cover?

“And you know what? I think it really hurt them. People very clearly see their bias, they see where they stand now. And I am going to guess that they have lost quite a bit of readership due to the fact that they have taken such a strong political stand.”

Lara, Lara, Lara, you cannot possibly comprehend the amount of readership they would have lost had they stuck Melania on the cover. Lara? People in high fashion, high science, high education, high all that? They’re not feeling some inner need to get “equal time” for their hero, Donald Trump. They tend to appreciate everyone ignoring him.

Perhaps if they had put Melania in a bikini on Truckin’ Magazine, it would’ve worked. Take it outside, Lara.

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