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MAGA Prophet Johnny Enlow Says His Prophecies are Wrong Because God is Hiding His Actual Plan

Jesus, these people. Perhaps only Jesus can help them. Apparently, some of them are confused as to the definition of a prophet.

So, to Wiki we go:

In religion, a prophet is an individual who is regarded as being in contact with a divine being and is said to speak on behalf of that being, serving as an intermediary with humanity by delivering messages or teachings from the supernatural source to other people.

Having established that a true prophet speaks as an intermediary by delivering God’s messages, isn’t it a little weird when one admits that he’s not all that good at getting the message right? Johnny Enlow must not believe so. According to Deadstate:

During an appearance on the Elijah List webcast, pro-Trump “prophet” and conspiracy theorist Johnny Enlow offered up a theory as to why Donald Trump’s alleged return to the White House is so hard to predict.

According to Enlow, Trump “still has unfinished business” when it comes to taking down “Babylon,” or in other words, the “deep state.

The time table is driven by God,” Enlow said, adding that people have been asking why prophetic claims of Trump’s return to the White House haven’t panned out. “There’s a whole lot of things that the Lord is not revealing, and it’s not just because we’re bad prophets — you can’t say things you don’t see, and the more you understand what’s going on, it would literally mess up strategy of how the Lord is doing it.

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Right. The timetable is driven by God. And if there are a whole lot of things that the lord is not revealing (We agree), then what’s the use of having a prophet? And yes, we can say you’re a bad prophet because a year ago, you could’ve said, “I have no idea what’s going on. God won’t reveal the timetable for me. He said, Hold on, grab a drink and a snack and hang on. It’s going to be a wild ride. I’m fixin’ to test y’alls faith.”

But Enlow didn’t relay that message because, again, he’s not that good a prophet. Jesus, these people.

Peace, y’all
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