Matt and Marj are going to stop communism come hell or high water, both of which are impossible to find in southern California.
We need to emphasize right up top that there are absolutely beautiful people in Riverside, California and so there is no reason to slam Riverside. This is a government building that hosts other political events, it really isn’t in a position to deny Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene a small place to gather the dozen people coming to see them tonight. Given the fact that there’s nothing the people or the city can do to deny Gaetz and MTG’s “mini rally,” we are confident that the wonderful people will ignore them.
So as great as Riverside is, we can all fall down laughing at the fact that Gaetz and MTG are reduced to flying across the country for an “America First” mini-rally in southern California, a rally that was canceled at three private convention centers. They have to have their rally at city hall.
We suspect everyone knows Gaetz and MTG’s issues. We do want to point out that, with respect to Marj, it is particularly dangerous to rally up anything entitled “America First,” given that the slogan was used in the 1930s by Americans sympathetic to Hitler’s Germany. Marj has repeatedly made comments that many believe cross the line into anti-Semitism and for which she should be kicked out of Congress.
Regardless, seeing that Matt Gaetz is reduced to begging people on Twitter to come to hear them speak is just scrumptious. It is satisfying enough that we suspect those wonderful folks in Riverside can actually enjoy their desperation:
Peaceful Protest Against Communism
Riverside City Hall, California
TODAY 5pm PST
Calling all California PATRIOTS!#AmericaFirst [1] pic.twitter.com/jHNHRyTWtH [2]
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) July 17, 2021 [3]
F**king perfect. No one can stop you, Matt! Entertain some of our friends in Riverside who will not be coming, but will be happy to mock you into “isolation.” Fight communism where there are no communists! Twitter had a great time!
You know what we did cancel? Your opportunity to make $250 a pop on VIP tickets.
No ones gonna pay to stand in 95° heat to listen to you both whine and complain about how nobody likes you. https://t.co/6F3z03lqEP [4]
— 𝚃𝚘𝚡𝚒𝚌 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗🌙 (@Autre_Vierge) July 17, 2021 [5]
Imagine being dumb enough to think there are communists in Riverside County. Lol. https://t.co/GM8rGctHfs [6]
— Roger Tansey 🌊🐕🌈 (@rogertansey) July 17, 2021 [7]
https://t.co/nBPmNoDWeL [8] pic.twitter.com/zmLmhqIonW [9]
— Oomfienya (@Anyawner) July 18, 2021 [10]
Lock up your daughters everyone. https://t.co/nGw2oGssIP [11]
— Linda Camara (@LcamaraLinda) July 18, 2021 [12]
Hay @mattgaetz [13], are you coming to my protest against invisible pink unicorns because they are very real in the US too?
Venmo me baybee
Sorry, won't be any underage girls at mine but I reckon you got that angle handled https://t.co/ILw2zmLB5B [14] pic.twitter.com/V90z4Rlh9U [15]
— Comrade Weez (@weezmgk) July 18, 2021 [16]
What no landscaping parking lots had openings? https://t.co/2G7MnzQIGS [17]
— Emily Beth G (@EmilyBG78) July 18, 2021 [18]
And on and on and on.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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