What’s that saying, “Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”? First of all, we’re not entirely convinced the cliche is correct in all contexts, and second, we’re replacing some words in here to say better to have had a mind and lost it, than to have never had a mind at all. Joe Biden has clearly not lost his mind, clearly, but let’s say Biden has slipped (Just play along), Biden still has one up on Madison Cawthorn, who never “had” a mind to lose.
That is one hashed-up paragraph, above, but we’re so bewildered and angry about this story, it makes it hard to think. Forgive us.
Let’s try to come up with the word that would be least associated with Jill Biden. Fair enough? We will go first, “cruel,” and that’s a damned good answer. Others might be “ugly,” “uncaring,” “stupid,” “bitter,” and “entitled.” All would be good answers, but with respect to the one “least applicable,” we have to go with “cruel.”
Speaking of cruel, who forgot to put a brain in Madison Cawthorn on his way out of the baby plant? How else does Madison Cawthorn come up with this:
Rep Madison Cawthorn: “I think we should indict Jill Biden. I’m not saying indict in terms of criminal. But I’m saying that we should call her out for being so cruel to her husband”
W.T.F.??? Oh! Now we remember. Joe Biden has “clearly lost his mind” and thus it’s cruel for Jill to be in the White House doing all the thinking because she’s sitting Joe up with drool running out of his mouth while she does all the presidenting behind the scenes. We wonder where Madison – brainless – got that meme?
Rep Madison Cawthorn: "I think we should indict Jill Biden. I'm not saying indict in terms of criminal. But I'm saying that we should call her out for being so cruel to her husband" pic.twitter.com/Qo2DgZusqj [1]
— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) July 21, 2021 [2]
We can only take some partial pleasure in the fact that Madison shares his first name with thousands of sorority sisters across the country and certainly disappointed some of his voters in North Carolina when they figured out, “That’s a dude?”
Oh, we almost forgot. Fck you, Madison.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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