Before we even get to the Ivermectin, what we really want to know is what Alex Jones meant in that video he shot in which he said that “The White House” asked him to lead the crowd up from the Mall, where Trump gave the incitement speech up to the Capitol. We want to know who in the “White House” was choreographing things down to this level of detail.

We put that up because we hate it when little clues like this get forgotten down the social media hole.

Now, speaking of holes, we have an ass to deal with, speaking again of Alex Jones. For reasons that only a MAGA understands, pounding a malaria drug shown to have some anti-parasite benefit is far more reassuring to the average MAGA than a simple two-shot process in the arm, of some messenger RNA, that’s it, with side effects shown to be almost negligible.

Alex Jones could have just said he takes Ivermectin daily and everyone would have believed him. We are not at all sure why he believed he needed to do it on camera – if he did. (We have some slight of hand evidence that we include below). And to answer an obvious question, “No,” we don’t have any reason to believe that Alex has COVID, we are sure he has an assh*le because that’s where he lives. He takes it daily, like some of us take Klonopin, just to put up with all this… well, this! From Dead State:

During an episode of his Infowars show this Friday, Alex Jones ingested multiple pills of the anti-parasite drug Ivermectin, and chased them down with a swig from what looked to be a bottle of beer.

“You want to suppress me, you want to kill me,” he said. “You think I’m easy to kill.”

Let’s answer his questions, first. In order, yes, we’d love to suppress you. Two, define kill, because – no, we don’t want to stop your heartbeat, we’re liberals but… and Three. as for easy to kill? No, if he was, someone or something would have done so long ago…

Now, let’s get to whether he actually took Ivermectin.

Alex Jones reveals that he and his family have been taking ivermectin, and takes some live on air to prove it. Two things: 1. I’ve froze this frame-by-frame like the Zapruder film, and I think I’m seeing slight of hand. 2. His behavior after shouldn’t make anyone want to take it! pic.twitter.com/kIV8GUJGJ3

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 4, 2021

Is it wrong to say that we hope that he is taking it? After all, he’s convinced it’s helpful (or so it appears), and we know that given the odds on Ivermectin versus the vaccine… Go for it, big guy.

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